Except child support for Layla. He paid that with a frying pan.
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He either got reprimanded or he’s been hitting that Perrier / Jameson bottle too hard
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Someone paid to fly a bunch of middle age dudes from Long Island to Honduras to have them sing a few U2 songs? Why? Who would do that ?
I'm actually "shook" as the kids say that happened. It makes no sense. There are local musicians in Honduras and 2U isn't a draw...unless they are???
I'm actually "shook" as the kids say that happened. It makes no sense. There are local musicians in Honduras and 2U isn't a draw...unless they are???
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Kinda funny how that works. The real band would never go there so the fake bands go and get treated like rock stars. The promoters take most of the money and there is no merchandise deals so the band winds up with an average payday, weird jungle diseases and a weekend of acting like rock stars.
The gig that puzzles me is the Disney gig. How Joe got it, who was paying him and how he lost it.
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pretty sure if you have talent and don't care about "being a rockstar" you'd be a studio musician and writing scores and whatever. like warren zevon did before his solo act.
Most people with joes level of talent find a regular job and larp on weekends. Joe could never keep a normal job and never planned for his brothers bankruptcy so he’s doubling down on his story that he’s doing what he loves. In the 80s he was desperate to become a rock star. He and nana spent all of their time promoting themselves and very little time practicing
My friend landed a gig as the drummer for a ramones tribute band. Even had 1 of the original ramones in the band. When they landed in Ireland the promoter didn’t show up so they pooled their money and got a hotel room, they made $500 worth of calls from the hotel and finally had to book a few small gigs around Dublin to pay the hotel and change their return flights. Pretty sure my friend needed to have money wired to him just to eat and get home from the airport. They did have a festival and a big carnival scheduled but when they checked it out the organizers told them they paid already so they couldn’t help them.
They went to watch the festival and were on a plane home 4 days later.
They went to watch the festival and were on a plane home 4 days later.
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I think they gave Pvt Santiago the Code Red that was meant for Joe
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" I never wanted to be a rock star..." What a load of Horse shit
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The best part of this that nobody’s talking about is with him being so bored, Joe must be spending a ton of time on here, just making his misery that much worse.
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Most the crew will be around the age of his daughter and English as a second language. He's essentially in solitary confinement with the only people he can kinda identify with and have ANYTHING in common with are customers who are listening to him while waiting for a table to be free.
If he really wants to impress someone, let him show us a photo of him paying his electric bill. Rock stars do pay electric bills, one of the benefits of being a rock star is having enough money to pay your electric bill. Compare him to a 65 year old who tells you that he’s a soccer player because he played soccer in high school and still kicks the ball around once in awhile.
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I don't have any mortgages anymore, but when I did they were a lot more monthly than the utilities (notice he leaves out electricity - number 2 behind mortgage and groceries number 3). Water's like 500 bucks a year here (for a family of 5) and internet 50 a month. Fat
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Imagine a doctor in his 60s writing on facebook:
"Which hospitals did I operate surgeries in?"
-Lenox Hill Hospital 8 years in a row
-Bellvue 2 surgeries
-Mt Sinai 4 surgeries
-NYU hospital 4 surgeries
-North Shore hospital 4 surgeries
"my point? I never wanted to be a "surgeon", all I wanted to aspire to was use sutures and stitch up wounds to feed my family"
You can't? Because no doctor would ever write such a thing, only someone regretting their career choices.
"Which hospitals did I operate surgeries in?"
-Lenox Hill Hospital 8 years in a row
-Bellvue 2 surgeries
-Mt Sinai 4 surgeries
-NYU hospital 4 surgeries
-North Shore hospital 4 surgeries
"my point? I never wanted to be a "surgeon", all I wanted to aspire to was use sutures and stitch up wounds to feed my family"
You can't? Because no doctor would ever write such a thing, only someone regretting their career choices.
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"Lonely Somalian"...literally have a hole now for my show. (SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS 1pm EST)
You literally LIVE for patrick/kiwi shit. you are the bottom of the internet. Energetic lil loner...My people literally running ops here as we speak.
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Lightbulb heads that even other niggers hate?
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Its because Somalis used to enslave them.
Same reason Hindu pajeets hate Afghanistan.
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