He can’t be serious

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's so much worse than that; they're Australian.

They’re one of the bands that hasn’t been able to tour / cancel dates due to travel issues related to Covid. I think piggy even bragged about getting tickets to see Primus because Wolfmother only to get upset because they can’t leave Australia to tour. What piggy? It’s Covid restrictions that’s meant to save people, I guess Covid restrictions are only ok unless it relates to him seeing a shit band that never made it past opener status.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I got tinnitus so I'm just gonna take your guys word that the audio quality is shit, I've never noticed much difference between flac/mp3/mp4,
wish I had a musician's ear.
I don't have to have one to tell you Pat's taste in bands suck though.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Can't wait for him to say that Cage the Elephant slaps, and that we have been sleeping on them. I suspect that we are 2-4 years away from that tweet.

 

[Harry Powell]

"Thin Lizzy"

Not so.

Smarter than Patrick. She’s never resurfaced.

 

[Harry Powell]

Can't wait for him to say that Cage the Elephant slaps, and that we have been sleeping on them. I suspect that we are 2-4 years away from that tweet.

Ain’t no rest for the piglet
(Twitter) Likes don’t grow on trees
He’s got quasi to pay
He needs meatloaf to feed

 

[Jenna]

Probably my favorite throwaway joke I've ever heard was on The Bonfire. They were talking about Godsmack (what else is there for Big Jay to discuss) and Soder says how every Godsmack song sounds like it was written by a mean housecat.

NEVER MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM ME!

I'M DOING THE BEST I EVER DID NOW GO AWAY!

NEVER DID I WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I CAME!

Just the thought of some random suburban cat, his owner has her nephews over and they try and pet him, which pisses him off so much he goes and writes another Godsmack banger. I! STAND ALONE! The tortured artistic genius of an angry cat.

 

[Meownaw]

Smarter than Patrick. She’s never resurfaced.

She gave him that list of IPs from people going to her blog. Fuck her.

 

[Meownaw]

Probably my favorite throwaway joke I've ever heard was on The Bonfire. They were talking about Godsmack (what else is there for Big Jay to discuss) and Soder says how every Godsmack song sounds like it was written by a mean housecat.

NEVER MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM ME!

I'M DOING THE BEST I EVER DID NOW GO AWAY!

NEVER DID I WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I CAME!

Just the thought of some random suburban cat, his owner has her nephews over and they try and pet him, which pisses him off so much he goes and writes another Godsmack banger. I! STAND ALONE! The tortured artistic genius of an angry cat.

Soder when not doing southern women voices is still hilarious.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Probably my favorite throwaway joke I've ever heard was on The Bonfire. They were talking about Godsmack (what else is there for Big Jay to discuss) and Soder says how every Godsmack song sounds like it was written by a mean housecat.

NEVER MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM ME!

I'M DOING THE BEST I EVER DID NOW GO AWAY!

NEVER DID I WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I CAME!

Just the thought of some random suburban cat, his owner has her nephews over and they try and pet him, which pisses him off so much he goes and writes another Godsmack banger. I! STAND ALONE! The tortured artistic genius of an angry cat.

Soder has his funny moments. I'm just not going to subject myself to Oakerson to hear them.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Soder has his funny moments. I'm just not going to subject myself to Oakerson to hear them.

I can't stand his "man with gigantism" voice.

 

[RacistPigeon]

Hopefully, one day Pat works up the courage to walk into an actual biker bar, and this song is playing. He starts to feel good about himself, and his stupid smug face annoys some actual biker enough that he gets up and caves Pats skull in. Then this can be the last sound that he ever hears.

i’m just thinking of best case scenarios.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can't stand his "man with gigantism" voice.

He's Brad Garrett without the success.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I bet when Ade dumped Patrick he would blast this song and get drunk on Miller Lites. Heartbroken Pat had to have been a real hoot.

ughh I bet that's exactly how it was. Fuckin rube.

 

[Jenna]

I can't stand his "man with gigantism" voice.

Onceeeeeee there was a boy who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

 

[FurBurger]

Soder has his funny moments. I'm just not going to subject myself to Oakerson to hear them.

Oakerson's fine (when he's not crying), but his cum dumpster is convinced that people need to hear her opinions on shit, and he's given her a mic on the Bonfire.

 

[captain_kamala]

Oakerson's fine (when he's not crying), but his cum dumpster is convinced that people need to hear her opinions on shit, and he's given her a mic on the Bonfire.

it's so fucking gross when they talk about having threesomes and stuff my stomach churns

 

[Meownaw]

Oakerson's fine (when he's not crying), but his cum dumpster is convinced that people need to hear her opinions on shit, and he's given her a mic on the Bonfire.

You reminded me of a Bonfire bit (the only one I listened to) about how the guy who voiced Pooh was a creep to women and she put the breaks on the fun just to say angrily how the guy was sexist. Fuck off dumb bitch.

 

[kingship75]

Onceeeeeee there was a boy who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

And when he finally came back
He... Had... A new lobotomy scar

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is the only song I ever heard from them

I remember hearing a couple of songs back in the day and still, if I woke up tomorrow and they were set up in my living room and playing their greatest hits, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue who they were.

 

[guest]

Smarter than Patrick. She’s never resurfaced.

The whale has to come up for air at some point.