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Having pride in your sexual preferences and desires is so fucking gross.

PickleRickle

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How am I being mocked by someone named after Rick and Morty!? Look. I'm just not homophobic. I love the Kids in the Hall, I love Eurovision. I like most gay people.
I'm named after Patrick Tomlinson. I dont like Rick and Morty. To be fair, that is also gay.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I always figured trannies are freaks but I'd treat them like normal people. Turns out I can't. They're always just so fucking preposterous and ridiculous and give me a feeling like I need to be prepared to fight for my life when they inevitably snap.

The first time I saw one in my town it was a big burly fat guy with a fucking beard wearing a dress and carrying a purse. I found myself staring at him and shaking my head.

Another time my ex and I were in her front yard and this fucking AIDSy, creepy as all fucking hell tranny walked by and saw a baby rabbit and started freaking out and pointing it out to us like we gave a fuck. I stood between the ex and the tranny. The tranny looked directly through me and had like a 3 minute conversation with my ex about the fucking rabbits. When it finally fucked off I kind of scolded her like a child like "Why would you even humor that thing? That was the most profoundly creepy, broken person I've ever seen. Why don't you go kiss a bunch of aggressive pitbulls on the face? You have a five year old and that freak knows where you live now."
 

Turk February

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What would happen if we both went back home to Russia?
It's not hard. You just need a layover in a place like Egypt that hasn't banned flights. By brother went a few months ago and had the best time. It's one of the few times he's sent me vacation pics after. I think it would be fun. I know some good clubs in the Khitai area of Moscow.
 

PickleRickle

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It's not hard. You just need a layover in a place like Egypt that hasn't banned flights. By brother went a few months ago and had the best time. It's one of the few times he's sent me vacation pics after. I think it would be fun. I know some good clubs in the Khitai area of Moscow.
I'll go back after the war, if it ends in my lifetime. I wouldnt mind living in Eastern Europe. I've never felt like I belong in Canada.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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It's not hard. You just need a layover in a place like Egypt that hasn't banned flights. By brother went a few months ago and had the best time. It's one of the few times he's sent me vacation pics after. I think it would be fun. I know some good clubs in the Khitai area of Moscow.
I never want to go to Russia solely based off of one "fight" video I saw. Two guys arguing outside a bar, one dude starts beating the fuck out of the other. Buddy is probably braindead dead like 8 shots in and the guy continues brutally beating this fucking limp body for like 6 minutes straight, stomping on his head and ribs, the whole 9 yards. People try to pull him off a bunch of times but the guy is just tunnel vision on beating this guy to death and just never stops. It's one of the most disturbing displays of rage I've ever seen. That's coming from ME.
 

Turk February

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I'll go back after the war, if it ends in my lifetime. I wouldnt mind living in Eastern Europe. I've never felt like I belong in Canada.
I don't know if you've ever heard of the writer Victor Pelevin but he predicted an endless one sided war by Russia against Ukraine almost perfectly. He also predicted some cultural trends. It was like 2010 science fiction.
 

PickleRickle

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I don't know if you've ever heard of the writer Victor Pelevin but he predicted an endless one sided war by Russia against Ukraine almost perfectly. He also predicted some cultural trends. It was like 2010 science fiction.
Thats what I fear is happening, but hold out that i'm wrong. I would love to go there without the fear of being trapped after missile attack #35324
edit- I havent heard of him, but I do love Russian writers in general.
 

Turk February

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I never want to go to Russia solely based off of one "fight" video I saw. Two guys arguing outside a bar, one dude starts beating the fuck out of the other. Buddy is probably braindead dead like 8 shots in and the guy continues brutally beating this fucking limp body for like 6 minutes straight, stomping on his head and ribs, the whole 9 yards. People try to pull him off a bunch of times but the guy is just tunnel vision on beating this guy to death and just never stops. It's one of the most disturbing displays of rage I've ever seen. That's coming from ME.
My step brother once had his leg laid on a curb and stomped on til it broke. That was a Canadian.
 

PickleRickle

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I never want to go to Russia solely based off of one "fight" video I saw. Two guys arguing outside a bar, one dude starts beating the fuck out of the other. Buddy is probably braindead dead like 8 shots in and the guy continues brutally beating this fucking limp body for like 6 minutes straight, stomping on his head and ribs, the whole 9 yards. People try to pull him off a bunch of times but the guy is just tunnel vision on beating this guy to death and just never stops. It's one of the most disturbing displays of rage I've ever seen. That's coming from ME.
Yeah, he killed that dude for sure. That sounds fuckin' disgusting. Russia is the ultimate FAFO(cringe term) state for off-white people.
 

Turk February

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Thats what I fear is happening, but hold out that i'm wrong. I would love to go there without the fear of being trapped after missile attack #35324
edit- I havent heard of him, but I do love Russian writers in general.
My dad introduced him to me but like Russian movie trailers he tells me how a book ends when describing it.
 

PickleRickle

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My dad introduced him to me but like Russian movie trailers he tells me how a book ends when describing it.
My dad was notorious for that shit , too. Used to drive me fuckin' crazy. I would sometimes just let him show me the ending of a movie just to make him happy lol
 

Turk February

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My dad was notorious for that shit , too. Used to drive me fuckin' crazy. I would sometimes just let him show me the ending of a movie just to make him happy lol
When Bumer came out I remember watching a Russian language Canadian tv show talk about it. They literally played the last 5 minutes of the movie to promote it.
 

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Actually I kind of wanna watch Kindzadza now. It's super long for a comedy though and makes me sleepy sometimes.
 
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