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Having pride in your sexual preferences and desires is so fucking gross.

NoBacon

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Even if you aren’t a religious person. It’s still just weird and defies polite standards.

I don’t want to hear about anybodies sex lives.

It really is abhorrent to shoe horn the gay agenda into teaching children. The last thing kids should be taught is pride in any perverse behaviour you can dream up.
 

NoBacon

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I fucked my wife with skill and enthusiasm the day before yesterday.

(double reference, ribs button is on the bottom right)

Lots of people are like Pat.

I have friends who tell me about things that they did in bed with their girlfriends or wives. It’s so weird.

This one guy was telling us how he got “special surprise” on his birthday from his wife, and I sort of feigned a laugh and said “cool, man” - and he wouldn’t drop it and had to spell it out, his wife let him do anal.

Oh…. Yeah… uhhh .. cool man. What the fuck do you want people to say to that?
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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Lots of people are like Pat.

I have friends who tell me about things that they did in bed with their girlfriends or wives. It’s so weird.

This one guy was telling us how he got “special surprise” on his birthday from his wife, and I sort of feigned a laugh and said “cool, man” - and he wouldn’t drop it and had to spell it out, his wife let him do anal.

Oh…. Yeah… uhhh .. cool man. What the fuck do you want people to say to that?
Congratulate him for getting shit all over his penis
 

Turk February

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Even if you aren’t a religious person. It’s still just weird and defies polite standards.

I don’t want to hear about anybodies sex lives.

It really is abhorrent to shoe horn the gay agenda into teaching children. The last thing kids should be taught is pride in any perverse behaviour you can dream up.
I actually agree with you. Sexuality shouldn't be your identity. I'm a straight guy but I've had trans and gay friends who are normal (to me). It's not their life. They don't campaign. They don't March. They're just people. But it seems to me, in America especially people make their whole life about it.

Side note I also hate it when straight people make their identity sex.
 

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Lots of people are like Pat.

I have friends who tell me about things that they did in bed with their girlfriends or wives. It’s so weird.

This one guy was telling us how he got “special surprise” on his birthday from his wife, and I sort of feigned a laugh and said “cool, man” - and he wouldn’t drop it and had to spell it out, his wife let him do anal.

Oh…. Yeah… uhhh .. cool man. What the fuck do you want people to say to that?
Just start sharing Jimmy's depraved stories like they are your own. Really fuck with their heads.
 

NoBacon

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I actually agree with you. Sexuality shouldn't be your identity. I'm a straight guy but I've had trans and gay friends who are normal (to me). It's not their life. They don't campaign. They don't match. They're just people. But it seems to me, in America especially people make their whole life about it.

Side note I also hate it when straight people make their identity sex.

Though I don’t agree with it, I understand the merit behind the original gay rights movement. They’ve made it this monstrously perverse thing now, you’ve got to be proud of children permanently mutilating themselves and gays be so out of control they unleash new diseases on the globe.
 

PickleRickle

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I actually agree with you. Sexuality shouldn't be your identity. I'm a straight guy but I've had trans and gay friends who are normal (to me). It's not their life. They don't campaign. They don't March. They're just people. But it seems to me, in America especially people make their whole life about it.

Side note I also hate it when straight people make their identity sex.
lol your friends are fags
 

Turk February

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Though I don’t agree with it, I understand the merit behind the original gay rights movement. They’ve made it this monstrously perverse thing now, you’ve got to be proud of children permanently mutilating themselves and gays be so out of control they unleash new diseases on the globe.
Most gays don't give a shit about the politics and the NGOs and recognize it gives them some negative valence. They just want to live their own lives.
 

Turk February

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But back to the subject @NoBacon I think you believe all gays burn in hell. And that's an okay belief to have. The political associations they form are miserable. But don't every day normal gay people deserve a space to feel safe before their final judgement?
 

NoBacon

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But back to the subject @NoBacon I think you believe all gays burn in hell. And that's an okay belief to have. The political associations they form are miserable. But don't every day normal gay people deserve a space to feel safe before their final judgement?

No
 

Turk February

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I don't know. We're not gunna agree on LGBTQ issues. I have no problems with them at all other than the political people who think they represent them.
 
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