Having first Thanksgiving with my wifes mom (my MIL). Anyone have any good black jokes for me?

[RoTheHo69]

Sherrod Small

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Congrats on the caramel colored baby

 

[Will Tate]

What's purple and sits on my porch?

My nigger... I'll paint him any color I want.

How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front.

Shuck-ducky quack-quack.

 

[Raymond]

Ask her what those alarm system commercials with the white home invader were about. Bring statistics and really demand an answer.

 

[Phish]

Ask her what those alarm system commercials with the white home invader were about. Bring statistics and really demand an answer.

Being 100% honest. She’d probably have said “because these people (she would not have said nigs) are CRAZY. They dont give a shit about noone else. They animals. I know they looking to rob me like im a target. Im ready to get OUT of the city and into the country with yall.” Even the older, more respectful black people are sick of living w Nigs. Shes talked about how being around the “youths are a living nightmare” where shes from and the kids in our neighborhood/our neighborhood looks so friendly and nice.

 

[Phish]

One kinda funny thing at dinner (that only i laughed at) was when the 8 yr old called the egg nog the IGG NOG. I couldnt hold it in. Damn near blurted out “Why yes, ill pass the NigNog down to you”