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Having a big dick. Overrated.

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Flava Flav refuses to give my asshole head, poodlester.
Fuckijg ribs. Dan, look, your wife is a whore. You treated her like some kind of princess. That’s the problem. Why would she suck your opened asshole when you take her on a vacation for being ugly, ya know?

It’s the male version of the why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. I hope that helps dude. Love ya
 

CumiaPoodle

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It was most people's last straw with Nana too, and definitely cost him a lot more than 5k in the end.
Boy did it cost him. It had to have taken years off of his life. All he had to do was ignore us.
 

CumiaPoodle

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Have a big ol' dick myself and enjoyed ruining many a woman with it for years. Also enjoyed fucking married or otherwise "taken" women and ensuring they would always look down on their regular fella for the rest of that relationship. Good times.
Im not for hurting other (STRAIGHT) men since they’re the only thing in this world that sometimes speaks English and is relatable while being a decent life forms in anyway. Women don’t even deserve my cock tbh

That being said, id love to fuck a woman with you then reach over and give you like three quick strokes with my hand and laugh.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Im not for hurting other (STRAIGHT) men since they’re the only thing in this world that sometimes speaks English and is relatable while being a decent life forms in anyway. Women don’t even deserve my cock tbh

That being said, id love to fuck a woman with you then reach over and give you like three quick strokes with my hand and laugh.
It was from a less than proud time in my life really but it was fun.

Who am I to deny a brotherman?
 

CumiaPoodle

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It was from a less than proud time in my life really but it was fun.

Who am I to deny a brotherman?
I’m a complete piece of garbage I was just ribbing ya and I love to shit on women because they have disgusting souls.

Thank you wheeler! Well either make her cum or kill her with our dicks. (What all girls seriously want unironically)
 
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