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Have you ever just run out of gas while driving? Or even heard of this happening to someone?

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
Twice, but I'm a man who lives life to the fullest.
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I ran out of gas once, when I was like 21 or 22 I guess. I was with someone, and we weren't that far from home, so we started walking back to go get a gas can and find a ride and etc. We passed by the house of a friend of ours, but he wasn't home. His father was, though, and he offered us his gas can and a ride to go fill it up. So we're on the way to the gas station and he starts telling us about what a disappointing faggot his son is, and how he always thought we were good influences on him, and how his new friends were all a bunch of queers. We were fucking dying. We still laugh about that to this day.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
I worked at a servo (gas station) and I only ever had maybe one or two people ask to borrow the shitty beaten up gas can we kept for people out of gas. On the other hand, the number of broke fuckers who would buy $5 gas or sometimes whatever change they had on them was incredible. Every day there would be several of them acting like it didn't happen every week. $5 gas and some ciggies.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
At least 5 times in my life brotherman
You should probably plan ahead better. I had it happen once when I was late to play frisbee golf so I went to their house without stopping at a gas station. Fuck buying a gas can, I just emptied out a big Arizona iced tea then filled it with gas. What were they going to do, arrest me?
 
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