Have you ever heard anyone refer to their sexual prowess as fucking "with skill"

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[Muffin]

Anyone, both male and female, who brags about how good at sex they are is guaranteed not to actually be good at it. Those who are truly accomplished in something are humble and never talk up their abilities because they are secure in the knowledge that those abilities will speak for themselves. One distinct difference between men and women in this regard though, is that men who do this rarely, if ever, actually have sex.

 

[Muffin]

Quick question gang: What weird shit do you think pat does when the dyke throws him pity sex to get him to shut the fuck up and quit mopping'.
He seems like the type of guy that would do very unnatural and forced grunts and groans because men in pornos do it and he thinks that's what you're supposed to do.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Every time Pat talks about sex it betrays how little experience he actually has. He has no idea how to even fake like he knows what’s he’s talking about.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Anyone, both male and female, who brags about how good at sex they are is guaranteed not to actually be good at it. Those who are truly accomplished in something are humble and never talk up their abilities because they are secure in the knowledge that those abilities will speak for themselves. One distinct difference between men and women in this regard though, is that men who do this rarely, if ever, actually have sex.

Well said. We all know how secure and modest Fatrick is. It's not like he has to constantly get the last word in and repeatedly talk about how tough he is.

With his weight, alcoholism, obsession with Twitter and all the medication Nikki is taking, known for libido killing as a side effect, their age.. The stress on them because of Fatrick's war... There's no way they are fucking any way like he says.
When he's not fighting at 3am I bet he pulls at his sweaty little mushroom when Nikki is out cold on Ambien to god knows what kind of porn...id love to see his search history... You know with him it's going to be something pathetic

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Quick question gang: What weird shit do you think pat does when the dyke throws him pity sex to get him to shut the fuck up and quit mopping'.
He seems like the type of guy that would do very unnatural and forced grunts and groans because men in pornos do it and he thinks that's what you're supposed to do.

Remember Fatrick thinks he's this maverick cool guy but he's vanilla as fuck and boring in all things. He exaggerates EVERYTHING to 11...

There's no way he is throwing her around the room and putting her heels by her ears...there's no box of tricks under the bed...
its a few minutes of him on top of her with his tshirt and socks on, big purple sweaty face puffing hot pig breath onto her until he shoots his wad or he gets too tired and she climbs on without even bothering to hide her disinterest and shuffles his gunt around until she can ride him enough to get him off or for him to wilt inside of her because he hears his twitter going off and loses interest.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

This nigga must really get zero sex to be so sensitive about it. I've never seen a married guy who bragged about sex with his wife as much as Patrick.

 

[guest]

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Such an odd thing to say publicly.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Such an odd thing to say publicly.

He is so insecure.

 

[guest]

TIL that 78% of people devour their own eye crust, or "eye meat" after sleeping.

Loving the bit

 

[Muffin]

Remember Fatrick thinks he's this maverick cool guy but he's vanilla as fuck and boring in all things. He exaggerates EVERYTHING to 11...

There's no way he is throwing her around the room and putting her heels by her ears...there's no box of tricks under the bed...
its a few minutes of him on top of her with his tshirt and socks on, big purple sweaty face puffing hot pig breath onto her until he shoots his wad or he gets too tired and she climbs on without even bothering to hide her disinterest and shuffles his gunt around until she can ride him enough to get him off or for him to wilt inside of her because he hears his twitter going off and loses interest.

That sort of wild fucking is born out of a shared intense passion for one another; the kind of mutual attraction that some couples have that is so intense that other people cause sense it and feel it. Patrick is a fat alcoholic who spends all day drinking, drowning himself in consumerist distractions, with his only actual interests being marvel and Star Wars shit. This is not a man who has passion, in fact he is probably not even capable of having it. His life is so empty of meaning and his dopamine receptors are so fried from constantly feeding it with twitter likes, that his brain and soul are literally incapable understanding what passion even is, let alone actually feeling it.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He is so insecure.

Wrong again child, I AM SO secure, modest, humble, sensitive, empathic, non judgemental, I tell the truth always, ALWAYS child.I listen to people and debate with patience and class.I actually enjoy if I am wrong because I can learn and accept it. I never have exaggerated in my life stlaker unlike you. I respect others beliefs and opinions no matter what.

I am always accepting of the fact I may not know everything about a subject and am always willing to listen to others. I am forgiving and like to move on. If I've nothing good to say I say nothing.
And I am athletic, fit, healthy and like to 'unplug' from social media often. I'm financially secure and debt free.

PS stlaker I'm not one of these show offs who brings a laptop to a bar hoping I can tell who asks I'm writing my new novel.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

LMAO, just this dude on the 'ol LubeTube yesterday.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Secret photo of Fatricks skillful love life. He managed to set up the tripod and timer for a lovely momento picture.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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Secret photo of Fatricks skillful love life. He managed to set up the tripod and timer for a lovely momento picture.

RIP Patrice

 

[guest]

explains the "I fuck really good" part. they were made fun of for not getting laid so now they just pretend they're much better at it than the people who actually got some when they were young enough for it to matter to anybody.

Exactly this, when you had energy, stamina, the excitement of being there, he was home and alone, now he thinks his sex is special because he waited so long for it to become a reality.

 

[EraGodless]

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Fucking retard worded it like he's having a Devil's Threesome on the regular.