I helped a priest put his luggage on a cart at the airport the other day. That’s gotta cancel out at least one of the tranny fuckings right?
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Have you attended religious services in past month?
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If you asked him real quick maybe he could have absolved you real quick? (If he balks, just mention the luggage you carrying is real heavy.) I don't know how priests operate "in the wild" as they say
I had 2 men from some weird church pray for me in a shopping mall while I was trying to connect to the mall wifi and gave them half hearted answers about religion. Does that count?
Christianity is a white tradition that has been under attack by jew mass media my whole life. I wouldn't call myself a pious person, but my faith was something that was passed down for 50 generations though my family line. It was important to my grandfather and his father before him, so I take it as a solemn duty to keep the flame alive. If jews don't like it, it's probably PFG.
Just seemed to be a friendly old nigger who wanted to get out of the airport and get to wherever he was going that afternoon. He said thank you in a very non judgmental, non prosthelitizing manner.
I remember when I was a little brotherman in 2nd grade there was this cute girl I had a crush on and she was from a Jehovah's witness family. So I told her I was, too, without knowing how fucking weird and lame they are.