Have you attended religious services in past month?

[Mick_Mickerson]

It seems out of nowhere this forum's cup runneth over with the deeply religious and a number of theological heavyweights.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Church is fake and gay

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I would like to be a more spiritual person, but church is very boring

 

[Guest]

Church is fake and gay

So is your new ass pipe.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

So is your new ass pipe.

I don’t have a new ass pipe, child.

 

[Dennyislife]

No. My mum took me to church as a kid but they kicked up a fuss for making too much noise as a baby. That church has been knocked down and is now a children's nursery.

God moves in mysterious ways.

 

[Guest]

I don’t have a new ass pipe, child.

Inshallah

 

[DMbA]

I really wanted to go but God damn the idea of someone would just try to talk to you is so overwhelming

 

[wbgreen]

No. Lotta problems with churches in my area, lotta synagogues of Satan.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Went to Catholic school and was taught it was a mortal sin not to go on Sunday. I don’t go anymore and don’t have much faith but still feel kinda bad about not going. They really get into your subconscious with that shit

 

[Turry]

Yeah.

 

[CuntFucker .]

My church wouldn't condemn parishioners as I told them to. Fuck those heretics.

 

[Turry]

@NoBacon thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

Comment?

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Yes, I attend confession often.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Judging others and whining about others is the greatest duty to God.

 

[Guest]

@NoBacon thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

Comment?

My comment is you are probably a big fat pig

 

[Treat Yourself]

No. Sermons fucking stink. Half the time they're going on about this and that and going off on unrelated tangents then bringing up a Bible verse like it has anything to do with what they were talking about. There's a reason it's free. A lot of priests must have been pissed the pope ix-nayed the Latin Mass because nobody knew what they were saying anyway and were just there to zone out. Now they have to come up with a bunch of bullshit in English? Fuggetabouddit.

 

[Turry]

My comment is you are probably a big fat pig

Nah I'm in pretty good shape, thanks.

 

[AssholeHead]

Religion & worship is for women.

 

[Guest]

Religion & worship is for women.

Only non practicing kikes talk like this.