It seems out of nowhere this forum's cup runneth over with the deeply religious and a number of theological heavyweights.
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Have you attended religious services in past month?
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Church is fake and gay
I would like to be a more spiritual person, but church is very boring
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So is your new ass pipe.
I don’t have a new ass pipe, child.
No. My mum took me to church as a kid but they kicked up a fuss for making too much noise as a baby. That church has been knocked down and is now a children's nursery.
God moves in mysterious ways.
God moves in mysterious ways.
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Inshallah
Went to Catholic school and was taught it was a mortal sin not to go on Sunday. I don’t go anymore and don’t have much faith but still feel kinda bad about not going. They really get into your subconscious with that shit
My church wouldn't condemn parishioners as I told them to. Fuck those heretics.
Yes, I attend confession often.
Judging others and whining about others is the greatest duty to God.
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My comment is you are probably a big fat pig
No. Sermons fucking stink. Half the time they're going on about this and that and going off on unrelated tangents then bringing up a Bible verse like it has anything to do with what they were talking about. There's a reason it's free. A lot of priests must have been pissed the pope ix-nayed the Latin Mass because nobody knew what they were saying anyway and were just there to zone out. Now they have to come up with a bunch of bullshit in English? Fuggetabouddit.
Nah I'm in pretty good shape, thanks.
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Religion & worship is for women.
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Only non practicing kikes talk like this.