Hateable faggot

[Maybe even kiss you]

I've only seen him once, in Cable Guy, but he's often on my mind as an unlikeable fag. Oh and big surprise, turns out he's Jewish.

 

[The Greaseman]

Nice horsewife, faggot.

 

[FingerofGod]

Pretty funny that he killed a mother and daughter and paid a $200 ticket for it or something. That’s what being a jew is all about!

 

[Ladynyahh]

Responsible for the death of two women in a car accident. Allegedly had no recollection of anything that happened that day (amnesia they called it) and in no way was drunk driving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ferris Bueller ruled. Biloxi Blues was okay. I can't think of anything else I liked him in. I feel like once he got all pudgy his charm stopped working and he just comes off like a fag.

Edit: I was five when The Lion King came out, so that was a pretty big deal. Didn't have to see his fat face though. The fact that they had him play Inspector Gadget is completely buttfucked too.

 

[Dennyislife]

You can kill a Irish person legally. It's fine it's like swatting a fly. So what. Give the guy a break ffs

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I hate his nasally voice. I don’t get his appeal. Ferris Bueller was good though, mostly for Principal Rooney played by pedo Jeffrey Jones.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Pretty funny that he killed a mother and daughter and paid a $200 ticket for it or something. That’s what being a jew is all about!

I think disputing the $200 would be more jewish.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Yea , he killed those women and he married a fucking ugly ass horse.

Fucking kike.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yea , he killed those women and he married a fucking ugly ass horse.

Fucking kike.

My one ex who was always reading those faggy celebrity gossip magazines informed me that SJP is physically unable to fuck for some reason so she just lets Ferris bang who he wants.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My one ex who was always reading those faggy celebrity gossip magazines informed me that SJP is physically unable to fuck for some reason so she just lets Ferris bang who he wants.

She doesn't have what he looks for most: a prostate.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Ferris Bueller is overrated and he's the primary reason for that.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He was good in Election. Played the true scumbag I imagine he is in real life.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Ferris Bueller ruled. Biloxi Blues was okay. I can't think of anything else I liked him in. I feel like once he got all pudgy his charm stopped working and he just comes off like a fag.

Edit: I was five when The Lion King came out, so that was a pretty big deal. Didn't have to see his fat face though. The fact that they had him play Inspector Gadget is completely buttfucked too.

The Freshman was pretty good

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My one ex who was always reading those faggy celebrity gossip magazines informed me that SJP is physically unable to fuck for some reason so she just lets Ferris bang who he wants.

that explains why he’s been long rumored to be gay

 

[bantadant]

My one ex who was always reading those faggy celebrity gossip magazines informed me that SJP is physically unable to fuck for some reason so she just lets Ferris bang who he wants.

Like her pussy is too small or something? Or she just has a cock

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Like her pussy is too small or something? Or she just has a cock

I guess there's a disorder where the vaginal muscles contract and it makes sex painful. She's got a perfectly good anus though, so no excuse

 

[guest]

I dare anyone who hasn't seen it to go and watch Family Business (1989.)

Maybe the worst film ever made, considering it stars Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman and is directed by Sidney Lumet.

The audience is asked to believe that excessively Jewish midget, Dusty Hoffman, is the son of Scottish American criminal immigrant Sean Connery and an unseen Italian woman. Matthew Broderick is the grandson, the offspring of "Scottish/Sicilian" Hoffman and his Jewish wife. Connery and Hoffman spend most of the shambolically plotted movie looking like they're wondering what they're doing there, while Broderick spends every scene he's in with them looking like a starstruck fan boy. What he does can't even be called acting, he just grins like a mong while looking at them.

It is so bad it has to be seen to be believed.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Ferris Bueller ruled. Biloxi Blues was okay. I can't think of anything else I liked him in. I feel like once he got all pudgy his charm stopped working and he just comes off like a fag.

Edit: I was five when The Lion King came out, so that was a pretty big deal. Didn't have to see his fat face though. The fact that they had him play Inspector Gadget is completely buttfucked too.

He was the worst part about Glory

 

[RedHeadpw2]

This guy should have been paid more than Broderick in the absolutely historically accurate and non-biased movie Glory (1989).