People paying $99 for a 3 bedroom house are easily impressed.
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
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Never forget that Pat has to scrub off a stranger's caked-on shit flakes from the inside of his toilet bowl multiple times a week.
jokes on us, he gets aroused by that!
Babe wake up. More Airbnb reviews dropped
As usual, fatty writes his copy and paste on each.
As usual, fatty writes his copy and paste on each.
Well on his way to $100k I think
He cleared that last month
“Patrick was nice to communicate with.”
Not using “responsive” anymore because he saw how everyone here noticed it was in almost every review.
Say "communicative" again. Is that some kind of AirBnB buzzword? Pat cant help but use the same canned review comments.
I was gonna say Pat must have told Amjid to stop mentioning him by name in every review.
Why do they need to be "communicative" in order to meet his approval? Just let them rent your haunted house looking ghetto shack for a night and leave them the fuck alone.
Wow, trading 5 star reviews with other con artists so you can rent out your hovel for $100/night. I'm sure Elon Musk could never think of such a thing
If scorch ever performs in Milwaukee…he needs to be directed to this air bnb…
Maybe because he changed his number? Uses wife's now?
100% pat reads the fake reviews to get real endorphin hits. He absolutely props himself up with these fraudulent reviews.
Honoria
There's something creepy about it, too - using fake reviews to entice people to stay at your Airbnb. The fact that the negative ones are really negative and always get a bitchy reply from Pat makes me think that it's not a great place.
I bet it's something very stupid like paying people on Fiverr or whatever.
I bet it's something very stupid like paying people on Fiverr or whatever.
I assumed its posts by ghost since it’s not like they do any real work. Remember - Niki LOVES A.I while Pat cries it’s evil and will destroy the world or something.
This would imply post by ghost drives value, which it doesn’t. They probably are paying a third party just so they don’t fuck it up on their own.