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porquedealer

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Rick Roblinson

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Even if the money was good I just can't imagine being one of these airbnb jagoffs and that's even if I'm imagining a house that isn't fucking attached to the actual house that I live in. Nice life, stupid. I don't care how this fat fuck would try and spin it like it's the greatest thing ever. It would suck shit playing hotel.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Even if the money was good I just can't imagine being one of these airbnb jagoffs and that's even if I'm imagining a house that isn't fucking attached to the actual house that I live in. Nice life, stupid. I don't care how this fat fuck would try and spin it like it's the greatest thing ever. It would suck shit playing hotel.
Especially instead of just having a tenant. It's bad enough having a stranger live in the same house as you but at least the monthly rent payment is consistent and you only have to deal with one person/family. Having a never-ending cavalcade of random strangers stay in your house for $99 a night and having to clean up after them (shit flakes in the toilet, dishes, turning down the linens) seems like an absolute nightmare. What a shitty life to lead in your mid-40s.
 
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