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porquedealer

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Rick Roblinson said:
Do ya think Pat is going to add in a No Unauthorized Guests rule after the Boomia fiasco?
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By renting this Airbnb you confirm that you are not, and will not invite in; felony cyberstlaker(s), member(s) of any worldwide troll ecosystem, funsters, pests, mulch deliverers, patio furniture thieves or huffpost.net reporters.
Owner reserves the right to neutralize, hold immobile and detain until police arrive anyone suspected of the above.
 
WifeStoreWill

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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porquedealer said:
By renting this Airbnb you confirm that you are not, and will not invite in; felony cyberstlaker(s), member(s) of any worldwide troll ecosystem, funsters, pests, mulch deliverers, patio furniture thieves or huffpost.net reporters.
Owner reserves the right to neutralize, hold immobile and detain until police arrive anyone suspected of the above.
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You just saved him a trip to the battered women’s shelter
 
Prison Enjoyer

Prison Enjoyer

Enjoying prison! 😁
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Lyin' Fatty.
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Mentally disabled retard Rick doing his silly word games again. I remember after his TitPics from WorldCon were published he was embarrassing himself saying "Nobody from your stalking cult was at the con, stlaker. Because you are not somebody stlaker, you are nobody and going to prison." & "You are not someone, stlaker, you are no one and will neVer maTTer." Technicality Tublinson
 
Rodeo Clown

Rodeo Clown

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Prison Enjoyer said:
Lyin' Fatty.
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Mentally disabled retard Rick doing his silly word games again. I remember after his TitPics from WorldCon were published he was embarrassing himself saying "Nobody from your stalking cult was at the con, stlaker. Because you are not somebody stlaker, you are nobody and going to prison." & "You are not someone, stlaker, you are no one and will neVer maTTer." Technicality Tublinson
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His brain is melting like ice cubes melt in the fridge slowly but steady until it's not ice and and if you were to refreeze they's still never be cubes again just a block that wouldn't work as efficiently. We broke him forever.
 
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CuntSuckerSupreme

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Meade Skelton said:
Any airbnb's primary purpose is a cheap place to sleep. Most people don't go to a hotel to hang around the room all day.
You ain't gonna get any good sleep where this location is. Might be nice enough during the day. But at night all you can hear is the house parties, peelouts, and sirens.
And THOSE will the LEAST of your noise complaints. IDIOT. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS. LOOK IT UP.
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Tell me more.
I wanna hear these horror stories.
 
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