Definitely a real review.
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
- Thread starter Farmer Brown
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That’s a lot of people shitting in the one toilet that each half-hovel has.
Hopefully they flushed each time and NEVER posted on twitter about it!
Why wouldn't they back right up to the stairs versus having to grab each chair and walk it the length of the property to the vehicle? This doesnt make sense.
Occams's razor
It's women and they are dumb.
"We HAD a group of six. Only two of us made it out alive. I still hear the pepperoni grinder in my head during quiet moments, the only relief I get is when I play loud music on my phone while in public. Patrick may be the worst monster since Yakub, but he's a great communicator. 10/10 would recommend to a friend."
This stupid fuck said he was building a garage seven years ago.
He would be too close the property line on the side where the huge apartment building is. Don't they also keep the dumpsters in the same place as the car port. There's no way the city would let them build anything there.
Since when does he give a shit what the city building codes are?
I'm SHOCKED that the hovel is poorly insulated and does not have adequate cooling.
"Stayed with a pet"
Most of the hovel guests choose Fatso's shithole because it's so dirt cheap and allows pets when most people can't afford to board their pets or afford the pet deposits at nice places to stay.
Be a real shame if someone stayed and turned the heat up to 100* during the winter and sent Pats heating bill through the roof
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Pat's eye must be twitching out of control to correct the record on the bedrooms absolutely not "running warm" at night but she left a 5 star review anyway so he really can't.
I take requests, Grannyster. How many fingers would you like to see up in the next picture? Or do you prefer a special note? Teehee
No visible toilet paper dispenser there, the Airbnb probably has it on the door also. Nothing but class in Casa Robinson.
"Love the decor and set up."
Do ya?