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WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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It turns out that a termite infestation would be a fucking improvement to the woodwork in this dump. At least if bugs chewed the floors down to sawdust, you could sort of pretend like you're walking on a sandy beach. Bring on the cum margaritas, what a paradise!

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Here it looks like some sort of mysterious black paste was used as a crack filler. A basement byproduct?
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You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy
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That’s weird, you’d think generations of frat boys would have taken better care of the place.

No matter though, two 6-figure earners can easily afford to have it resurfaced.
 

Bam's Wrinkled Thumb

Riccardo Bosi has nicer thumbs
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It makes sense financially and spiritually, but good ole booms impulse control isn’t the strongest, so it’s only a matter of time until we pull the site up only to find a seized by the FBI sticker in its place.
That's why there are 3 mods who spend most of their time fucking around. Because the remainder of the time is making sure Boomia doesn't do something retarded
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy
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That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Nice nauseating use of an ultra-wide angle lens, stupid. I'm guessing they paid someone to do it, as we've yet to meet hobbyist-photographer Pat. They just paid the wrong person.
He spent $32 today on a retarded softcover non-fiction book about colonizing space and hiring a real estate photographer probably cost him at least $100. It’s a good thing he makes $85k/month on this rental.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.
They badly need resurfacing. It would take a weekend, or a couple of they wanted to break up the job so as to not fuck with their early afternoon drinking seasions
 
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