Has pig actually trained in any martial arts?

[HotDogJoe]

Nigger

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He’s a 6th dan blackbelt in Jiu-Titsu.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Mixed Martial Farts

 

[HotDogJoe]

The results are in. You can't argue with scientific findings, folks...

 

[peckafacce]

Taekwondough, or muay thai curry maybe

 

[guest]

He was a self defense instructor. By that I mean he taught Paul how to swing a bo staff at a babyrapecon.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Look at the shit he's into, then look at his body. Big NO. The only martial art he knows is krav-ing magameatloaf

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Fatkido?

 

[The Talking Dead]

He was a self defense instructor. By that I mean he taught Paul how to swing a bo staff at a babyrapecon.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

 

[guest]

His body is a lethal weapon.

 

[HotDogJoe]

His body is a lethal weapon.

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What a ridiculous fucking faggot. He actually made that guy hand over his stick so he could do his little cheerleader routine with it.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

His body is a lethal weapon.

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If i knew there was a public video of me with 1% of this cringe, I would kill myself. I am not exaggerating. This video is in the Self-Own Hall of Fame

 

[guest]

If i knew there was a public video of me with 1% of this cringe, I would kill myself. I am not exaggerating. This video is in the Self-Own Hall of Fame

The worst thing is he’s probably proud of it. No self awareness whatsoever.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

If i knew there was a public video of me with 1% of this cringe, I would kill myself. I am not exaggerating. This video is in the Self-Own Hall of Fame

It really has everything. His stupid backwards Brewers hat, awful sunglasses that don't fit his fat alcoholic face and head, a shirt that is way too small for his disgusting gut, shorts that are undoubtedly soaked in his ass sweat, retard tourist necklace that every native would laugh at and his satisfied smug glance back at the camera like 'did you get that?'. What a fat fucking dork.

 

[RoTheHo69]

fatbelt in slop-feed-dough

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If i knew there was a public video of me with 1% of this cringe, I would kill myself. I am not exaggerating. This video is in the Self-Own Hall of Fame

He’s proud of twirling a spirit stick. You know the guy he got it from was thinking “fucking tourist”

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Mixed marital aids

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

His body is a lethal weapon.

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He has mastered the non-contact art of Fartkido

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Fat Fu(ck)

 

[Zombie247]

His body is a lethal weapon.

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I can do this all day with extra. I didn't need to learn martial arts.