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Has Paul ever had sex?

DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
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Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago
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What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?
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2004? This hambeast looks like she's from 20 years before that. What midwestern state did he dig that out of?
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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With a consenting adult woman, I mean. We know about the kids, but can you imagine him ever plowing away on a broad? He gives off serious virgin-loser vibes. I don’t think one would ever behave the way he does after getting a taste of some puss.
I think Paul has had animal encounters at various times of his life. Not penetrative, Just rubbing the tip on a puppy tongue.
 

stealthygeek

Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
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Yeah that's totally something that happened. Definitely not straight out of a shitty women's romance novel.
He actually did reference it in his buttstuffing erotica. He just set it in Boston instead:

Madeline and I had finally made plans to meet, at Boston's Natural History museum. When people who have talked only via the Internet meet in real time, it is a scary and often confusing event, even relatively innocuous meetings. We both lived in suburbs of the city, I to the north in Revere, Madeline hailed from Braintree. Since I was a museum-head, I suggested the Natural History museum as a place to greet and meet


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I didn't hear the sound of the latex glove snap on her hand, but I did suddenly feel a rubber clad finger running up the crack of my bottom. Almost involuntarily, I pushed my butt back against it. Madeline seemed to enjoy my response as she pressed her finger harder into the crack, right up against the opening.
I moaned, pushing harder, almost dancing on the latex wrapped finger. Madeline stopped and withdrew it, only to bring it back a few moments later. I felt something cool and moist on the finger... I supposed it was some sort of lubricant.
 
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