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Has Pat oinked about how great the Lord of the Niggers trailer is?
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New Elvish tattoo in eubonics incoming.
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That dogshit trailer got so universally roasted it's gonna take a few days before someone can spin any damage control beyond "racist Russian trolls" that Pat can glom onto and try to riff on as his own hot take. But when he does, bet you ass he'll present his stupid One Ring tattoo as evidence that he is the biggest LOTR fan of all time ever, without knowing how many hairs from her head the Lady Galadrial gave Gimli, and why.
C'mon, Pat, your following is demanding your 38-tweet dissertation on why this stupid show is the bestest LOTR EVAR and your vast knowledge of Tolkien and his work that allows you to make that judgement.
(Tolkien was actually racist, the fantasy world he created needs to reflect the one we live in now, and you're not a real fan of the source material unless you want to see it horribly mutilated and altered, child. That'll be the gist of his fat, uninformed take. Watch.)
C'mon, Pat, your following is demanding your 38-tweet dissertation on why this stupid show is the bestest LOTR EVAR and your vast knowledge of Tolkien and his work that allows you to make that judgement.
(Tolkien was actually racist, the fantasy world he created needs to reflect the one we live in now, and you're not a real fan of the source material unless you want to see it horribly mutilated and altered, child. That'll be the gist of his fat, uninformed take. Watch.)
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Tree Rangs fo dose elf mu-fuckers in da sky or some sheeit....
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No, child - hiring actors according to a Pantone checklist rather than skill or experience is the only way to accurately reflect the vision of a racist, sexist and otherwise problematic Victorian English author.
And if you don't understand why having the Tolkien expert who consulted on Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit quit mid-production because the whole thing is fucked is actually a good thing, then I can't help you child.
And if you don't understand why having the Tolkien expert who consulted on Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit quit mid-production because the whole thing is fucked is actually a good thing, then I can't help you child.
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You know goddamn well he sniffled, held back tears while his lip quivered and clapped at the end. Then, he immediately went to find Niki who was locked in the bathroom ignoring him, rubbing one out to lesbian domination porn while he knocked on the door yelling "You gotta see this!" over and over while jumping up and down in place squealing and flailing.
Or he was too busy responding to a Twitter feed full of people who hate him.
Either one is fairly likely.
Or he was too busy responding to a Twitter feed full of people who hate him.
Either one is fairly likely.
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"Hey Niki, come quick the new LOTR trailer is premiering!!"
"I'll be there in a sec. Just thinking through some shit."
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This is a better, more faithful adaptation of my story than that Amazon faggotry is of Tolkien.
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Lord of the Rings is gay as fuck. Why'd they throw niggers in there to make it gayer?
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Fat is exactly the type of consoomer that will enjoy this horse shit
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ORC LIFE
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Pat's tattoo is one of the most underappreciated parts of how embarrassing he is.
1. It's a shitty 1990's esque tribal tattoo that highlights how white trash he is all well as his zero definition arms.
2. I'm a Tolkien fag so here's a story. Tolkien's fans used to send him things they made inspired by his work. One guy made him an ornate chalice with the Ring's inscription around the edge. Tolkien took his work way too seriously and he wrote the guy a letter essentially criticizing him for celebrating evil and told him thanks but no thanks. He never drank from it and used it occasionally as an ash tray. In short if he was alive today and saw that skinny fat arm he would fucking loathe Pat.
1. It's a shitty 1990's esque tribal tattoo that highlights how white trash he is all well as his zero definition arms.
2. I'm a Tolkien fag so here's a story. Tolkien's fans used to send him things they made inspired by his work. One guy made him an ornate chalice with the Ring's inscription around the edge. Tolkien took his work way too seriously and he wrote the guy a letter essentially criticizing him for celebrating evil and told him thanks but no thanks. He never drank from it and used it occasionally as an ash tray. In short if he was alive today and saw that skinny fat arm he would fucking loathe Pat.
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Golly, sure do hope he doesn't come back from the dead like Abe, register a Twitter account, and start replying to the pig's tweets. That would just be terrible.
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Oh come on now don't say that because now you know somebody's going to do it
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I went to youtube to see the trailer, wtf is this comment section lol. Are they pregaming to say that da Russians are attacking the niggerified Tolkien show?
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