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Has anyone here not been arrested?
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You ever get detention?
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Yeah the teacher really wanted to spend even more time with this clingy little brownnoser
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@Jenna, comment?
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My ginger best middle school friend attacked me with a badminton racket in gym class and then said I attacked him so we both got a week. That was it as far as I can remember.
I don't suck up to authority but I'm nice and funny so most teachers enjoyed having me.
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Oh, I know how that goes...I've got parking tickets coming out of my ass....fucking cops...fuckers...
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Never been arrested but I have been handcuffed by a man in police uniform
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I've probably told this story before probably recently. A Waterloo cop once handcuffed me, threw me face first into a snow bank and beat me on the back of the head. Then released me without arrest. It's a funny story now but it was genuinely terrifying.
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It does pay to have a lawyer as a best friend.
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I’m starting to think that it’d be cool if I got a neck tattoo. I like women with them because they can’t speak for a few days.
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Never as an adult. But when I was 17 I got arrested on New Years Day by some fag who was on his first day on the job. Why? Because I had cigarettes and was underage. He was all giddy about me being his first ever arrest and person he took to the juvenile detention center. He even called for backup. At the detention center they just stuck me in a little room for 4 hours until my mom was allowed to come get me. Then I had to go to court and they gave me 10 hours of community service at this local event center where they had me move a bunch of tables and chairs.
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Jesus Christ. That's a little extreme. I was constantly busted drinking in public at 16 and they'd just pour my booze out. My school had a smoking area and ninth graders were allowed in. Where do you live? Utah?
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Even the Catholic schools had smoking areas for the kids.
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I think he just felt fucking retarded for stopping me for "Looking suspicious" because I had a hoodie on with the hood up because it was fucking cold and I had no warrants or record so he just wanted to get me for anything he could and he saw I had a cigarette that I stomped out when he pulled up. I hope he looks back and thinks even he was a major faggot about the whole thing. That or I hope he got shot in a traffic stop.
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Yeah. No. That's a guy who needs to die. There's no redemption for that.
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I don't know if I'm remembering this right but I was drunk on gin at a party once and the cops came to break it up and I just went "oh shit, is that a Colt" and reached for his gun. Didn't even get arrested or hit.
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Young Turk was a fucking problem.
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Yea we knew already, no felons in the FBI.