Has anyone ever driven across the country?

[NortheastPhilly]

Im doing it in a couple months when I exit the service. I think it will be a great experience. Nowhere to be, whole gay life ahead of me

 

[guest]

We have brown bears and moose. No polar bears.

You guys have hunting seasons over there? You gotta get an OK from Brussels for a permit or what?

Haha imagine a bunch of Swedes in tactical hunting gear, I'm loffing.

 

[Not bad]

You guys have hunting seasons over there? You gotta get an OK from Brussels for a permit or what?

Haha imagine a bunch of Swedes in tactical hunting gear, I'm loffing.

Yeah we have moose hunting season in september and october.

 

[guest]

I also want to badly fuck a in her prime Agnetha from Abba.

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Anni-Frid always was the cuter one, FIGHT ME!

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im making a road trip playlist. Heavy on the Tom Petty and the fawkin STP

 

[Stent]

Im making a road trip playlist. Heavy on the Tom Petty and the fawkin STP

Ask the Opester on his podcast for some road tunes recommendations.

 

[aRTie02150]

When I drove across Iowa and Nebraska and seen the amount of cornfields we have, it fucking blew me away. Especially how little of it is used for human consumption and the rest is for a whole bunch of shit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm still waiting for Colin and Bobo's road trip.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Yea i've done it 4 times. It's always fun at 1st, but by day three, fuck it honestly. Montana takes most of the day to drive through, lot of assholes there too. Some of their bars didn't even take cards as late of a decade ago. I've stayed in Miles City, Montana three times, honestly a nice little town. back in my drinking days, I got shit faced for like $18. it was insane.

Prescott AZ was a bad ass town I stayed at for two days, but it was near the end of my trip and I was getting weak from the driving and hanging with my friend.

The upper peninsula of Michigan is pretty legit honestly. one of the last places that seems untouched by a lot of modern shit. You can drive miles with out seeing a McDonalds. like 100's of miles.

The PNW is honestly eye candy. Sucks its commie land. I've only been to north Cali and it was a day trip. I remember thinking it was insane the gas was $4. I also made a wrong turn and ended up on a Indian reservation, and it looked just like military housing.

Another time in South Dakota, I stopped and got gas, when I walked in, three Injin's were talking and stopped and stared at me the whole time. They do not like the white man.

I also went north of Las Vegas and there ain't SHIT for miles! I went to one of those borthells and fucked a chic, it was really fucking odd. I bet i'm on film somewhere.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I also went north of Las Vegas and there ain't SHIT for miles! I went to one of those borthells and fucked a chic, it was really fucking odd. I bet i'm on film somewhere.

Always been curious about the legal brothels -- how akward was it, and what was the selection process like?

 

[FFWBTdad]

I'm sure some of you European brothemen have easily driven across your small countries, but what about us Americans? Has anyone here done the trek?

I have one under my belt and it was an experience I'll never forget and don't want to forget either.

I drove from NJ shore to Los Angeles... wasn't bad did it in 4 days

 

[guest]

Yea i've done it 4 times. It's always fun at 1st, but by day three, fuck it honestly. Montana takes most of the day to drive through, lot of assholes there too. Some of their bars didn't even take cards as late of a decade ago. I've stayed in Miles City, Montana three times, honestly a nice little town. back in my drinking days, I got shit faced for like $18. it was insane.

Prescott AZ was a bad ass town I stayed at for two days, but it was near the end of my trip and I was getting weak from the driving and hanging with my friend.

The upper peninsula of Michigan is pretty legit honestly. one of the last places that seems untouched by a lot of modern shit. You can drive miles with out seeing a McDonalds. like 100's of miles.

The PNW is honestly eye candy. Sucks its commie land. I've only been to north Cali and it was a day trip. I remember thinking it was insane the gas was $4. I also made a wrong turn and ended up on a Indian reservation, and it looked just like military housing.

Another time in South Dakota, I stopped and got gas, when I walked in, three Injin's were talking and stopped and stared at me the whole time. They do not like the white man.

I also went north of Las Vegas and there ain't SHIT for miles! I went to one of those borthells and fucked a chic, it was really fucking odd. I bet i'm on film somewhere.

America is fascinating to me. This sounds like such an adventure.

 

[aRTie02150]

America is fascinating to me. This sounds like such an adventure.

A US trip is something to do in your lifetime. You can do in the middle of January and be Maine where it's 10 degrees and within a few hours flight, or few days on the road, be in south Florida where it'll be 86 degrees and clear. No border checkpoints between states or any nonsense like that.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Always been curious about the legal brothels -- how akward was it, and what was the selection process like?

I'm looking at the map, I think I went to Bella's in Wells, NV.

I remember fucking a blond but no idea what she looked like lol. They give you a tour of the place, like I care right, and tell you the history.

I don't remember what the others look like. You could tell they lived in the middle of nowhere. If you are ever in NV, just go to LV and get a escort, lot faster and less akward. lot of times if you just walk around the bars they find you, some are very hot BTW.

 

[Carl Winslow]

A US trip is something to do in your lifetime. You can do in the middle of January and be Maine where it's 10 degrees and within a few hours flight, or few days on the road, be in south Florida where it'll be 86 degrees and clear. No border checkpoints between states or any nonsense like that.

If you drive in to CA they check to see if you have veggies.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I think the best BJ i ever got was from a craigslist escort in Sioux Falls, South Dakota of all places. she was like 50, but had a insane body, and gave me the best BJ EVER!

 

[guest]

I think the best BJ i ever got was from a craigslist escort in Sioux Falls, South Dakota of all places. she was like 50, but had a insane body, and gave me the best BJ EVER!

What was the fellas name? Hehe got him.

 

[Carl Winslow]

nope, it was a hot ass chic

 

[Monk]

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride"
And so I climbed into the cab, and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land"
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelburg, Colorado
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, El Dorado
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been everywhere

 

[The Fuchitive]

Chicago to near the west coast following a woman who can’t drive in a giant uhaul