Has a woman ever paid attention to a movie while “watching” it?

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Oh, him? Yeah that's the bad guy - the one that raped that woman earlier. No, he did. Right in the butt.

Good bit. Shoulda paid closer attention, dummy.

 

[Meownaw]

WWAWD going to a movie with a largely black audience? Good luck enjoying it without anyone talking, right gang

Uh oh! You put her in battle mode!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Women be shoppin!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think she’s trying to get some basic idea of what’s happening despite being present (in as much as a woman can be) for the movie thus far

She’s on Tinder.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

If they're too persistent I just start making shit up to spite them.

See that guy? He’s been dead this whole time! Look for the clues

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I really want a cell phone jammer, for this very reason. I think I'd prefer dying all alone to being trapped in a room with a scrolling, tweeting woman.

 

[Africa.com]

Ribbing all posts that share my lives experiences. FAWK

 

[Consensual Rapist]

They often can’t see the movie from the crawlspace I stuff them in, so that is a no.

 

[BUBBLER]

They often can’t see the movie from the crawlspace I stuff them in, so that is a no.

Do they need to see it if they were starring in it?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Do they need to see it if they were starring in it?

That is a damn good question.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I preemptively do all of the woman shit to my girl so she can't do it to me

Movies have been shit recently, can't even remember what we watched

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Woman truly is the nigger of the world.

 

[Build Black Better]

I didn't know pink peanut butter is a thing. It figures women would buy it.

 

[Sue2]

Don’t EVER sit on another mans BIKE.

 

[Build Black Better]

WWAWD going to a movie with a largely black audience? Good luck enjoying it without anyone talking, right gang

 

[Stent]

Interrupt their true crime podcasts. Tell them the murderer was either their boyfriend, a jig, or both.