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Has a movie ever made you cry like a bitch?

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Bit of an odd one. The Kevin Costner movie Open Range. Those characters were such good men who just did not want to give into a bully, even if it cost them their lives. One of the longest and best build ups to a gun fight ever.
When they see the old guy fall outta the barn window and he's like, "That damn Cuban cigar got me all riled up" always made me laugh.
 
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Cried like a bitch when hungover watching "A Star Is Born", that Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper movie.

"Gladiator"
"Green Mile"

probably bunch more I cant remember.
 
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Imaginary crimes with keitel where he’s a mine operator or some shit looking for gold
Cancer always gets me
 

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Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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The scene in The Wild Bunch when the general feigned returning their man then cuts his throat, then Holden and Borgnine immediately light him up. Then Borgnine gets this smile and laughs when everyone freezes and the soldiers don't shoot them all down like they clearly expected, knowing they obviously are much harder than any of these soldiers. Then the outlaws all start firing. Sets uo the battle of the bloody porch perfectly
 

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When Mufasa dies in the lion king. The part where Simba tells him to wake up and nuzzles under his lifeless paw. Specks of dust always seems to get in both of my eyes at that part
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i refuse to watch the fox and the hound for the same reason, disney motherfucked us as kids
 

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Я хочу посмотреть фильм о лодке.
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Showgirls [1995]

Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.

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Movies with dying mothers. AI: Artificial Intelligence always gets me.I love my mommy. You ever notice real men like Hitler and Stalin adored their mothers and Cumias abandon them? When Hitler was 17 his mother died of stomach cancer. Even the Jew doctor, safe in NYC during WWII, admitted that Hitler, "Contrary to our expectation was the most polite, well-mannered child I have ever seen. I have never in my life seen anyone sadder than [Hitler] when his mother died." Hitler even rewarded that Jew by letting him flee. Hitler died with one photograph on him, that of his mother he kept with him at all times.
It's a piece of shit reactionary piece of propaganda posing as a movie about individual freedom but every time stupid Sally Fields says "I'm dying Forrest" I well up a bit. Personal experience from the same thing. My mother died of cancer and owned it like a Spartan. I blubbered like Forrest, am smarter but conversely probably not as well off.

The other shit that gets me is older guys who are trying to keep their shit together but crack. So that Band of Brothers documentary "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war? Grandpa said no. But I served in a company of heroes." That shit always sets me off.
 
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