Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🐷

[guest]

This is how he pisses his Thanksgiving away.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"devient". Also resto called him ignorant? Lol

I'm pretty sure he's at home alone today while Niki wet to her parent's. Explains why he is obsessively responding

He could be in the back seat of his Rustang with his phone and dinosaur while she is driving again

 

[Guyincognito]

Jokes on you, child. Niki can’t even make toast or boil an egg.

I think all of Niki’s eggs are boiled judging by their lack of kids and despite all of her D loving

 

[RobertMewler]

His responses are almost as if he's not feeling any "cyberstlaker"-related emotional trauma or is scared for his life.

 

[guest]

Turkey stinks, are there any traditional alternatives? Can you get away with roasting a ham (keeps the desert people - both kinds - away) or a rib of beef?

 

[RobertMewler]

Turkey stinks, are there any traditional alternatives? Can you get away with roasting a ham (keeps the desert people - both kinds - away) or a rib of beef?

Ham as an accompaniment, sure. But ham alone? Highly inadviseable. Everyone's expecting turkey.

 

[guest]

Ham as an accompaniment, sure. But ham alone? Highly inadviseable. Everyone's expecting turkey.

Turkey's so bland though. I guess that's why it's got to be spiced up with stuffing, cranberry sauce etc

 

[RobertMewler]

Turkey's so bland though. I guess that's why it's got to be spiced up with stuffing, cranberry sauce etc

What do you limeys do, boil it? A crispy skin and juicy meat is how I've always had turkey.

 

[guest]

What do you limeys do, boil it? A crispy skin and juicy meat is how I've always had turkey.

Roasted and basted. Turkey is basically a larger, less flavourful chicken though. And chicken's pretty bland to begin with. Most Brits have roast turkey on Christmas day. We usually have a whole prime rib or roast goose though. Now goose is a tasty bird.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Goose sounds tasty, always wanted to try it. It is closer to duck?. My dad always does a turkey on the grill. Gives it a Smoky flavor. One year my parents did a standing rib roast, stuffed with garlic and onion.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ive been getting well wishes texts all morning and pat gets these.

 

[EraGodless]

I have 7 separate email threads going with him at once. I can't post them all at once. He's 100% autistic.

You're kind of autistic yourself with the 7 email accounts to troll this jackass-. No offense, though. Keep up the fight.

 

[Clint Ruin]

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Fucking hilarious. He can't even bring himself to lie about that. The Annabelle situation is something he needs to be reminded of daily, he chose to not be in her life, and he knows full well that bell isn't getting unrung. Enjoy your complete lack of relationship with the only person in your life that mattered, you useless sack of shit. No one that wrote off their kid ever gets the moral high ground.

 

[guest]

Goose sounds tasty, always wanted to try it. It is closer to duck?. My dad always does a turkey on the grill. Gives it a Smoky flavor. One year my parents did a standing rib roast, stuffed with garlic and onion.

It is. It's like a richer duck basically. Anyway, don't want to shit on your national holiday. It is a hilarious one though. English pilgrims nearly starve. Red man feeds him and sees him through the winter. White man repays the dirt worshippers with genocide and conquest. Thanks for the turkey and yams, stupids, we'll take it from here.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It is. It's like a richer duck basically. Anyway, don't want to shit on your national holiday. It is a hilarious one though. English pilgrims nearly starve. Red man feeds him and sees him through the winter. White man repays the dirt worshippers with genocide and conquest. Thanks for the turkey and yams, stupids, we'll take it from here.

it's the Chad holiday. like PCJ celebrating with a feast the date he cucked Patrick

 

[guest]

it's the Chad holiday. like PCJ celebrating with a feast the date he cucked Patrick

Eating, drinking and watching sports. Sounds good.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Turkey stinks, are there any traditional alternatives? Can you get away with roasting a ham (keeps the desert people - both kinds - away) or a rib of beef?

Ham is sometimes a side. Turducken is trashy but tasty. The point of thanksgiving is you mash everything together. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, green beans, stuffing etc. You end up combining all of them. So the turkey ends up being a good texture compliment to everything else. Deep fried turkey eat purdy good too.

 

[guest]

Ham is sometimes a side. Turducken is trashy but tasty. The point of thanksgiving is you mash everything together. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, green beans, stuffing etc. You end up combining all of them. So the turkey ends up being a good texture compliment to everything else. Deep fried turkey eat purdy good too.

I get it. There's just something warming and wholesome about a roast meat meal with all the trimmings. The wife did a roast chicken dinner last Sunday. I'm not a huge fan of chicken but with the chipolata sausages, the mashed taters and gravy, the spinach and roasted carrots etc, all swilled together on a plate. Shit just makes you feel good. Guess that's why they call it comfort food.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ham is sometimes a side. Turducken is trashy but tasty. The point of thanksgiving is you mash everything together. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, green beans, stuffing etc. You end up combining all of them. So the turkey ends up being a good texture compliment to everything else. Deep fried turkey eat purdy good too.

Its really leftover sandwiches that I like most.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Eating, drinking and watching sports. Sounds good.

and of course bottoming out in adrienne and whitewashing her birth canal