"Someone seems to have taken the Swingline dildo and ball gag off my desk."
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Happy monday from paul weimer
- Thread starter captain_kamala
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"Someone seems to have taken the Swingline dildo and ball gag off my desk."
When are you going to go undercover and get us some great Paul bits? Start a relationship with him. It would take literally one DM. "I think you're cute." 6 weeks later and you'd have all of his dark secrets and you'd be the beneficiary in his will. Also, try to act like you are 10 years old maybe.Maybe if he stopped making everything about himself he would be relationship material. Or just move to a country where child marriage is legal.
After visting r/WeimerRepublic a few weeks ago, various users were saying Horton had changed their contact form to stop various paul messages. It seems things might have changed since then.
A different user who likes to use the application support portal:
A different user who likes to use the application support portal:
MEEEEEEE!!!! DON'T FORGET ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!
No wonder his mother died thinking he's a fag
No wonder his mother died thinking he's a fag
What percentage you think of Horton’s sales reps and engineers laugh their fawkin balls off when they get surprised with one of these?
Weimer is such a worthless piece of shit that he has a weekly podcast and nobody even bothers to hate listen or fuck with him. His only currency is depressive attention whoring posts like this.
He keeps retweeting this nigger who is apparently part of his podcast. Durrr I need a bank employee to teach me not to spend money I don't have. This is just a portion of his debt, mind you
The silicon egg inside his ass gets switched to overload
Nobody wants to go to work today - they all hate this mo
And his mama didn't understand it she said he's just a weepy hole
But he keeps on breathin
For no good reason
What reason does he stay alive?
Nobody wants to go to work today - they all hate this mo
And his mama didn't understand it she said he's just a weepy hole
But he keeps on breathin
For no good reason
What reason does he stay alive?
I demand his suicide.
Stuff like this is why your brother immediately believed random strangers saying you're a pedophile, Paul.
This fucking guy knows exactly what he's doing. He's called the rising tithes for god's sake. It's already infinitely more admirable and clever than any of boogas scams for that reason alone. He just has to claim to be a poet and people will occasionally send him money for unrelated things. I kind of wish I was shameless enough to try it myself.He keeps retweeting this nigger who is apparently part of his podcast. Durrr I need a bank employee to teach me not to spend money I don't have. This is just a portion of his debt, mind you
Paul is a 50 year old man who thinks like a teenage girl. His tweets are like diary entries from a 13 year old that get rediscovered years later and laughed at for being so pathetic.
What’s this guys story? All I’ve seen from him is begging for money and various excuses why he needs more money again and again.
HE NEEDED DA MONEYYYYY