Happy 3-Year Anniversary! Patrick hasn't published anything in 3 full years as of today (except for homosexual pornography)

[DominusOdium]

That tweet is to justify the computer purchase to his handlers.

So the mysterious disappearance of his old one doesn't get tied to his Gemini and Torswats accounts.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Sequel's out in a few days!

Fuck yeah, you know it

 

[SFWA liaison]

Bzzz, wrong. He released his best work yet, that pro se motion.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Rick Tomlinson's badly-rated, barely sold failure fag novel "In the Black" was released 3 years ago today, on Oct. 13, 2020. He's written nothing since then except laughable pro-se legal filings, nothing more, not even his tiny tim novel he's not even halfway done yet. No books for three years! Patrick is a FORMER author. Leslie was right.

View attachment 159240
View attachment 159241

At least Fat now knows who the murderer of Scrooge is.

My bet is on Big Tim.

 

[RickReternal]

At least Fat now knows who the murderer of Scrooge is.

My bet is on Big Tim.

It’s going to be Frankenstein’s Monster or some retarded shit like that. I wonder if it’s even worth speculating about since there’s a good chance he’ll never publish it?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It’s going to be Frankenstein’s Monster or some retarded shit like that. I wonder if it’s even worth speculating about since there’s a good chance he’ll never publish it?

Or Mr Hyde. RLS wrote Jekyll and Hyde in the late 1880s, so that'll line up with Jack the Ripper, too.

Double the killers, double the chins!

 

[CompoundBasement]

Not only has he not had a book out, he hasn’t even had a freelance writing gig in years. You would think Mr. Political Firebrand would be writing freelance political articles for many outlets yet the last one he had was during Covid and it was a piece that said “Durr Covid canceling public events was bad for local businesses” like that wasn’t obvious.

He's not even a member of the WGA and could have lowballed all of those writers by doing non-union writing work in the meantime for projects which are still in production, but he totally lacks ambition and talent. That and those strict deadlines would cut too much into his valuable obsessive compulsive "childing" on Xitter 20 hours a day.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

In the video game Alan Wake you play as a troubled author whose last book had been published two years prior. This was depicted as a possibly career-ending stint of writer’s block.

I dunno, just wanted to talk about Alan Wake a bit

Alan Wake never wrote on spec.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's not even a member of the WGA and could have lowballed all of those writers by doing non-union writing work in the meantime for projects which are still in production, but he totally lacks ambition and talent. That and those strict deadlines would cut too much into his valuable obsessive compulsive "childing" on Xitter 20 hours a day.

I bet he told Niki he was on strike with the writers “in solidarity” as an excuse for not working on his tiny Tim book. Now that the strike is over piggy needed a new laptop to get back to work.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Alan Wake never wrote on spec.

Or rated his own books on Goodreads

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Alan Wake never wrote on spec.

But he never goes anywhere without his penlight.

 

[Will Tate]

But he never goes anywhere without his penlight.

ALAN WAKE WAS THE VANDAL!!!!

 

[CompoundBasement]

ALAN WAKE WAS THE VANDAL!!!!

View attachment 159354

Was it ever explained why fatso had a penlight AND a flashlight to deface his own property? He already had a security light (which didn't spook him at all when it was activated) and that gave him enough light to see his stairs and bombed out concrete slab. Did he think the penlight in his mouth helped obscure his identity?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Was it ever explained why fatso had a penlight AND a flashlight to deface his own property? He already had a security light (which didn't spook him at all when it was activated) and that gave him enough light to see his stairs and bombed out concrete slab. Did he think the penlight in his mouth helped obscure his identity?

Why would Patrick know this? That was clearly the anonymous vandal

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Was it ever explained why fatso had a penlight AND a flashlight to deface his own property? He already had a security light (which didn't spook him at all when it was activated) and that gave him enough light to see his stairs and bombed out concrete slab. Did he think the penlight in his mouth helped obscure his identity?

I'd suppose he forgot about the security light when he went outside, so he brought the penlight assuming it'd be dark, especially down in the piss ditch where he parks his bike.

 

[MonsterSteve]

In the video game Alan Wake you play as a troubled author whose last book had been published two years prior. This was depicted as a possibly career-ending stint of writer’s block.

I dunno, just wanted to talk about Alan Wake a bit

I loved the first one and probably beat it like 10x, including the remaster. I know the new one is out soon but I can't belive it's digital only. They even have physical copies of the remaster but Alan Wake 2 digital only? Insomniac is retarded and it's going to do less sales because of it and they will complain that they can't make an Alan Wake 3 because 2 didn't sell well enough. Watch.

for the record, I'm still gonna buy it cuz im a weak faggot

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I loved the first one and probably beat it like 10x, including the remaster. I know the new one is out soon but I can't belive it's digital only. They even have physical copies of the remaster but Alan Wake 2 digital only? Insomniac is retarded and it's going to do less sales because of it and they will complain that they can't make an Alan Wake 3 because 2 didn't sell well enough. Watch.

for the record, I'm still gonna buy it cuz im a weak faggot

I was nervous when they showed one of the protagonists is a sheboon but I trust the plan, Patriots

I’ll be getting it, everything they’ve showed off so far looks sweet, they even got the band Poets of the Fall from Finland to reprise the Old Gods of Asgard roll in the game. Finding out they played the characters on top of doing the music was sweet. Nightengale being back is wicked

No physical copies is a retarded move though

 

[MonsterSteve]

I was nervous when they showed one of the protagonists is a sheboon but I trust the plan, Patriots

I’ll be getting it, everything they’ve showed off so far looks sweet, they even got the band Poets of the Fall from Finland to reprise the Old Gods of Asgard roll in the game. Finding out they played the characters on top of doing the music was sweet. Nightengale being back is wicked

No physical copies is a retarded move though

I was just watching that lol. There was a recent interview with IGN where they were showing footage and talking about the performance vs quality modes, xbox series S etc and I remember seeing the black chick. I trust in Remedy, then again, Control was all woman too with that chick from Quantum Break which I actually enjoyed minus the real TV shit. Is it confirmed that we get to play as Wake? I just preordered the Deluxe version on the Series X. I was debating between PS5/Series X. That's why I wish there was physical on PS5 cuz it would have held its value long after I beat it. Watch Xbox have it on game pass next week and here I am spending $100 on a digital game.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I was just watching that lol. There was a recent interview with IGN where they were showing footage and talking about the performance vs quality modes, xbox series S etc and I remember seeing the black chick. I trust in Remedy, then again, Control was all woman too with that chick from Quantum Break which I actually enjoyed minus the real TV shit. Is it confirmed that we get to play as Wake? I just preordered the Deluxe version on the Series X. I was debating between PS5/Series X. That's why I wish there was physical on PS5 cuz it would have held its value long after I beat it. Watch Xbox have it on game pass next week and here I am spending $100 on a digital game.

View attachment 159398

Yeah, the trailer has Wake footage. Looks like Wake is in the otherworld shaped by his books and the lady’s in Bright Falls investigating his and Nightengale’s disappearances and there’s some kind of scary cult stuff going on

I’m all fawkin in with the Alan Wake

I got the deluxe edition of the original that comes with “The Alan Wake Files”, an in-universe book written by the guy who gets killed in the prologue dream sequence

I hope Barry is in the game that nigga rocked

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Not only has he not had a book out, he hasn’t even had a freelance writing gig in years. You would think Mr. Political Firebrand would be writing freelance political articles for many outlets yet the last one he had was during Covid and it was a piece that said “Durr Covid canceling public events was bad for local businesses” like that wasn’t obvious.

Maybe he has a pen name other than TorqueWheeler nobody's discovered yet.