They would ask "who got here before us"?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Would a lawyer do it pro bono? Whats his case for negligence?
Calling bullshit on this.
The towing industry is heavily regulated. They will not tow without an authorization from the property owner, and signing paperwork.
They will lose their operating license if they do not.
The towing industry is heavily regulated. They will not tow without an authorization from the property owner, and signing paperwork.
They will lose their operating license if they do not.
Instead of starship repo it's Susan repo 
Yeah bit 1488 Dan Mullen also went and he was a no show
You know what they say, if the joke bombed the first 30 times - try, try again. He's fucking Bobo man.
Milwaukee regulations on tow operators:
NON-CONSENSUAL TOWING.
All of the following requirements shall be met for a towing business to perform a non-consensual tow:
a. The licensee shall have in his or her possession an authorized service order form before hooking up the vehicle to be serviced. Authorized service order forms shall include the name of the licensee’s business, the address and telephone number of the licensee’s storage lot, the licensee’s tow truck license number, the name of the driver or operator of the tow truck, the name and signature of the person authorizing the service, the time the service was ordered and a description of the vehicle to be towed, including the make, model and license plate number. In addition:
NON-CONSENSUAL TOWING.
All of the following requirements shall be met for a towing business to perform a non-consensual tow:
a. The licensee shall have in his or her possession an authorized service order form before hooking up the vehicle to be serviced. Authorized service order forms shall include the name of the licensee’s business, the address and telephone number of the licensee’s storage lot, the licensee’s tow truck license number, the name of the driver or operator of the tow truck, the name and signature of the person authorizing the service, the time the service was ordered and a description of the vehicle to be towed, including the make, model and license plate number. In addition:
Genuinely hilarious bit. Anyone know which KiwiFarms user did it? I wanna send them some Amazon gift cards
I hate his bullshit so much. 'T'was a cool summer's morning when Andrew past through at exactly 6:52'
You invited a guy to fight, he showed up, you hid and called Hollies, you doxed him,oput a restraining order in, falsified evidence thinking he wouldn't show, he shows and disputes it, you say nu huh, judge tells you both to fuck off and stop fucking around. End of story.
And again with that 25 close bars joke.
Anything that drives by is going to become a part of the show at this rate. Keep your heads on a swivel.
A bumble bee just swatted me.
Welp, my stalkers drove a UHaul by my house. I can only assume it was filled with explosives. 1/Fat
Can we be sure he's not getting shit repo'd already? that would be funny
lol... i fucking can't stop laughing... this fucking ffwbt won't stop .. holy hell, chris chan better move over as Patrick S. Tomlinson is taking the lead in the race to be the stupidest fucking lolcow ever made.
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Where's the fucking winch on the truck, Patrick?
He always forgets that his stalkers actually know things.
He always forgets that his stalkers actually know things.
"Taut, funny, and human, Pat faking his car getting towed takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat."
Max Gladstone
What are the laws in US or WI?
In the UK your CCTV can only cover your own/public property. Fatty's camera here has clear vision of other peoples windows etc.