Hahah wtf, how come I've never seen this?

[MonsterSteve]

Actual tough guy who will spoon feed you your own teeth, child. We are basically the same physique.

One of these things is not like the other.

-Taller
-Manly Beard
-Actual Biceps
-Not "childing" anyone
-Not fat

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

he's doing the typical "you're gonna be famous, betch"

Nobody cared about this shitty convention anyway. He's a fat loser according to legend.

 

[Will Tate]

Actual tough guy who will spoon feed you your own teeth, child. We are basically the same physique.

He's so tense and scared in that clip, he saw this other guy that day and stuck to him like glue. That guy actually looks like he's got a decent physique under the faggoty T-shirt, his soy-smile selfie notwithstanding, he could probably handle himself in a fight. Bitch-Tits Tomlinson pictured himself as that guy that day and took his fan-fiction of the event from there.
Lot more pathetic than some dude fucking a dime-piece making coffee mugs out of his corpulent idiocy and texting it to him. Fucking pussy-ass coward. Fat, too.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Great find. He was really showing off those fat tits that day.

It's, sort of, his, brand.


Also noted Patrick Scumbag Tomlinson always rocks a rape face.
No surprise since most of his close friends have been convicted for molesting kids. Sick guy.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's like the virgin/chad meme

Chadcel

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Does Pat drop a "nooo child" on the guy?

I'd slap fatso's phone out of his hands so hard it'd disintegrate when it hit the street.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Actual tough guy who will spoon feed you your own teeth, child. We are basically the same physique.

Beardly Bisexual and Cucko the Tard?

 

[Kurt_Love]

Actual tough guy who will spoon feed you your own teeth, child. We are basically the same physique.

 

[guest]

I never heard "Blood and soil" in any of those clips.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

His gate its so awkward.

Hate to do it but…. Nice gait, stupid.

 

[Serious Business]

I don’t consider myself a tough guy at all but Patrick is so physically unimposing I would probably cry laughing if I were in this situation

 

[AliceWorquer]

lol! he childs people in the wild. What a great big effeminate cunt.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'd slap fatso's phone out of his hands so hard it'd disintegrate when it hit the street.

And a nice headbutt when he tries to square up.

 

[Jenna]

What a fucking cunt. Don't touch me! You can't touch me! While shoving his photo inches from someone's face. Cowardly Goading 101.

Then at the end, the two women have to come usher him away from the conflict. The adults removing the misbehaving fat child from the conflict.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Noodle-armed, punch-able, fat faggot.

 

[guest]

He really thought he was a bouncer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hate to do it but…. Nice gait, stupid.

I deserve that. Ill take my turn in the barrel.

 

[guest]

I was hoping someone bounced a brick off his fish mouth

 

[guest]

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HAHAHAHA amazing. He's acting like he's on the beaches of Normandy. So many things jump out here

• He is definitely not 6 feet tall
• He argues irl just like on Twitter. Makes ridiculous statement, someone asks him to back it up, he says "I already did, child", runs away
• He backed off as soon as the woman touched him, but he will tell people that he "needed to be pulled away before I punched the Nazi in his throat"