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Haha oh man, I just spoke to Patrick. If you guys only knew what’s coming your way. Sleep tight!

Cptbaldopie

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His bitch ugly:


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Put on a bra and kill yourself
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I can't think of anything more pathetic than splitting the opening spot for A FUCKING OPEN MIC NIGHT with another guy who is clearly Peter Dinklage in disguise.

Come for the Tacos, leave because of the entertainment.
You know things are going great for your band when they can’t even pay to book the whole band and playing a Tuesday in some shit bar doing open mic in the valley.

Also even more pathetic is these band guys look to be in their mid 30s and can’t even book gigs with a cover charge. Give it up, dude.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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You know things are going great for your band when they can’t even pay to book the whole band and playing a Tuesday in some shit bar doing open mic in the valley.

Also even more pathetic is these band guys look to be in their mid 30s and can’t even book gigs with a cover charge. Give it up, dude.
I'll never understand these band dudes. Get all dressed up in your dumb pseudo-costume stage clothes and rock out your best original tunes for a bunch of 50 something rubes who couldn't give less of a fuck.

... I'll let something slip about me - I'll do pick up gigs as a bassist for local coverbands sometimes. I'm a really good bassist, so it's nice to show off every so often to a crowd, but I couldn't imagine being in my 30s and trying to "make it." Sad.
 

Clint Ruin

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He’s just as stupid as Pat, all day crying about republicans with next to zero people responding and tries to get in fights with strangers. When you’re a nobody band it’s not best to try and get into fights with strangers if you’re trying to sell your music and play gigs. Same as Pat who instead of trying to grow a fan base just does the opposite and scares away potential customers.

The 60 year old housewives that follow him for his "GOP bad" shtick aren't buying scifi anyways, never understood why he thinks pandering to the bluehairs is going to advance his career.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I'll never understand these band dudes. Get all dressed up in your dumb pseudo-costume stage clothes and rock out your best original tunes for a bunch of 50 something rubes who couldn't give less of a fuck.

... I'll let something slip about me - I'll do pick up gigs as a bassist for local coverbands sometimes. I'm a really good bassist, so it's nice to show off every so often to a crowd, but I couldn't imagine being in my 30s and trying to "make it." Sad.
That’s the sad part, if you play a weekend here and there while having a real job that’s not bad. But if you’re in your mid 30s and still trying to “make it” while playing weeknight non-cover charge bar gigs to 20 people who are ignoring you it’s time to stop. Especially when most people want to go to a bar to hear music they know, not your shitty sublime rip off band. At least trivia nights at bars get a crowd, not a band of pathetic white guys close to 40 pretending they are just about to break…any day now…yep…just you wait…
 

CarolMaxheinie

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I can't think of anything more pathetic than splitting the opening spot for A FUCKING OPEN MIC NIGHT with another guy who is clearly Peter Dinklage in disguise.

Come for the Tacos, leave because of the entertainment.

Jesus Christ! He makes Joe Cumia look like beloved musical icon Ray Wilson. Dustin Arth is a monumental, Pat-like loser and failure. How the fuck does someone like this wake up and not immediately hang themselves?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The 60 year old housewives that follow him for his "GOP bad" shtick aren't buying scifi anyways, never understood why he thinks pandering to the bluehairs is going to advance his career.
That’s what’s so funny, he thought the crazy far left orange man crowd would LOVE sci fi paper backs. Turns out that crowd doesn’t give a shit about his awful books and barely interact with his posts related to his works. He has to constantly remind his “fans” he’s a sci-fi author! nice marketing, stupid.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Wow, he really did run around telling all his pathetic clingers about the Canyon and Rahul bombshells. What a fucking rube.
Shows you how starved he is for ANY actual interactions with someone. He’s got zero friends, family hates him, and his wife ignores him. He probably babbled on and on to this Dustin Dope within minutes of his tweets.
 
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