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You know things are going great for your band when they can’t even pay to book the whole band and playing a Tuesday in some shit bar doing open mic in the valley.View attachment 7187
I can't think of anything more pathetic than splitting the opening spot for A FUCKING OPEN MIC NIGHT with another guy who is clearly Peter Dinklage in disguise.
Come for the Tacos, leave because of the entertainment.
I'll never understand these band dudes. Get all dressed up in your dumb pseudo-costume stage clothes and rock out your best original tunes for a bunch of 50 something rubes who couldn't give less of a fuck.You know things are going great for your band when they can’t even pay to book the whole band and playing a Tuesday in some shit bar doing open mic in the valley.
Also even more pathetic is these band guys look to be in their mid 30s and can’t even book gigs with a cover charge. Give it up, dude.
Jake Flores said it was okay iirc.Isn't it against the law to fuck retards?
He’s just as stupid as Pat, all day crying about republicans with next to zero people responding and tries to get in fights with strangers. When you’re a nobody band it’s not best to try and get into fights with strangers if you’re trying to sell your music and play gigs. Same as Pat who instead of trying to grow a fan base just does the opposite and scares away potential customers.
"this isn't about sandwiches at all!"I liked the intro to Subway Song better when The Cure did it.
That’s the sad part, if you play a weekend here and there while having a real job that’s not bad. But if you’re in your mid 30s and still trying to “make it” while playing weeknight non-cover charge bar gigs to 20 people who are ignoring you it’s time to stop. Especially when most people want to go to a bar to hear music they know, not your shitty sublime rip off band. At least trivia nights at bars get a crowd, not a band of pathetic white guys close to 40 pretending they are just about to break…any day now…yep…just you wait…I'll never understand these band dudes. Get all dressed up in your dumb pseudo-costume stage clothes and rock out your best original tunes for a bunch of 50 something rubes who couldn't give less of a fuck.
... I'll let something slip about me - I'll do pick up gigs as a bassist for local coverbands sometimes. I'm a really good bassist, so it's nice to show off every so often to a crowd, but I couldn't imagine being in my 30s and trying to "make it." Sad.
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I can't think of anything more pathetic than splitting the opening spot for A FUCKING OPEN MIC NIGHT with another guy who is clearly Peter Dinklage in disguise.
Come for the Tacos, leave because of the entertainment.
That’s what’s so funny, he thought the crazy far left orange man crowd would LOVE sci fi paper backs. Turns out that crowd doesn’t give a shit about his awful books and barely interact with his posts related to his works. He has to constantly remind his “fans” he’s a sci-fi author! nice marketing, stupid.The 60 year old housewives that follow him for his "GOP bad" shtick aren't buying scifi anyways, never understood why he thinks pandering to the bluehairs is going to advance his career.
Shows you how starved he is for ANY actual interactions with someone. He’s got zero friends, family hates him, and his wife ignores him. He probably babbled on and on to this Dustin Dope within minutes of his tweets.Wow, he really did run around telling all his pathetic clingers about the Canyon and Rahul bombshells. What a fucking rube.
She looks like she tucks her tits in her waistband
I'd have to stand on my headwanna suck em?
I was thinking cut-rate Tom Cruise impersonator.I can't think of anything more pathetic than splitting the opening spot for A FUCKING OPEN MIC NIGHT with another guy who is clearly Peter Dinklage in disguise.
Look at them big dumb beefers though
The very same!Isn’t that the scumbag from Van Nuys who was so desperate for friends he sent pics of his kid to a troll?
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