Had to

[Jenna]

I can't recall ever seeing him go grocery shopping. Or hearing any anecdote that happened when he was grocery shopping. Apart from the wellington, all his homemade meals seem to be haphazardly put together (spinach and corn breakfast) like he's rutting around someone else's groceries trying to cobble together a dinner.

He's not allowed to go grocery shopping, he's too irresponsible. He'd buy $75 worth of Mountain Dew and candy and have a solo "Halloween in April" party in the parking lot. Impatiently unwrapping mini snickers and flinging the wrappers on Susan's floor.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Water is free so are coffee refills, probably a wise idea when you're in debt lol.

That’s why he’s such an asshole customer, he takes up 3 spaces for hours and only spends 15-20 bucks. We all know he’s a shit tipper

 

[guest]

I can't recall ever seeing him go grocery shopping. Or hearing any anecdote that happened when he was grocery shopping. Apart from the wellington, all his homemade meals seem to be haphazardly put together (spinach and corn breakfast) like he's rutting around someone else's groceries trying to cobble together a dinner.

He's not allowed to go grocery shopping, he's too irresponsible. He'd buy $75 worth of Mountain Dew and candy and have a solo "Halloween in April" party in the parking lot. Impatiently unwrapping mini snickers and flinging the wrappers on Susan's floor.

Hush child, the Food Bank sees me weekly.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Chili with bread? The fuck? They don't serve nacho chips at a fucking bar?

 

[Meownaw]

Does Hooligans no longer put the butter between the bread after this place?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I bet he brings 36 boxes of Hungry Man meatloaf dinners up to the 10 Items or Fewer lane.

"No, child. This is one item. There are a variety of options, like Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes or Turkey in Gravy, but these are all one item. I decide what numbers mean, child."

Fatty probably eats them before they thaw.

 

[based and white pilled]

Either the cheese is made of hard plastic or the chilli is at room temperature and the cheese won't even melt.

-Damian

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Chips, cornbread, jalapeno-cheddar, I'd even say pita is a perfectly acceptable pairing for chili. Half a loaf of French bread with sesame seeds is the nadir of rubery. The whole town should be flametracked out of existence.

 

[Brooke Shields]

So does he run Hooligan's facebook profile? The picture is exactly the same low quality and unappealing soup pic.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

You don't even have to be good at cooking to make a decent chili, and I bet Hooligans serves that shit water year round.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I was a little concerned for a moment but I knew the staff of Hooligan’s wouldn’t let me down

It’s not a meal without a plastic packet of butter just sitting around in there somewhere.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

That's not chili

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nice generic Italian bread, stupid.

 

[guest]

Drinking water and coffee at a bar with his laptop and mouse taking up 3 spots. As a former bartender I would quit if the bar didn’t make him take that shit to a table like a normal person. Him pretending to be a writer at the bar makes people avoid the bar. Nobody wants to be near a stranger with a bunch of shit on the bar. It’s like if he brought in a newspaper and laid it all out on the bar.

Say bar again, stupid.