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Had my first Big Mac in 20+ years

Torque’sHeadBump

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McDonald's employees are just retards who overcook them and/or leave them sitting too long in a warmer. On the rare occasion I've had a breakfast sandwich with egg there that wasn't completely botched but it's so rare that I don't bother taking the chance. It's probably going to end up with me seething at my child-like optimism when I should know that the world is a tough place that doesn't give a fuck if I enjoy my breakfast at all.
If you’re eating McDonald’s / Dunkin Donuts / Chik Fil A for breakfast, you need to re-evaluate some shit. Tomlinson levels of sloth and gorging. (Not you, Bobster, but people in general).
 

Turry Precision ™®©

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If you’re eating McDonald’s / Dunkin Donuts / Chik Fil A for breakfast, you need to re-evaluate some shit. Tomlinson levels of sloth and gorging. (Not you, Bobster, but people in general).
I hardly ever eat breakfast so I'm reduced to grabbing some trash on the rare occasion I'm actually hungry in the morning. On the upside I've naturally been doing intermittent fasting for my entire adult life so I can afford to eat garbage whenever the mood strikes me.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I hardly ever eat breakfast so I'm reduced to grabbing some trash on the rare occasion I'm actually hungry in the morning. On the upside I've naturally been doing intermittent fasting for my entire adult life so I can afford to eat garbage whenever the mood strikes me.
Fair enough. I also skip breakfast most days. If I’m gonna eat it though I prefer it to be at a diner / greasy spoon or make my own at home. Goy slop? That’s a can of Pat behavior I won’t open.
 

Dennyislife

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If you’re eating McDonald’s / Dunkin Donuts / Chik Fil A for breakfast, you need to re-evaluate some shit. Tomlinson levels of sloth and gorging. (Not you, Bobster, but people in general).
A sausage and egg muffin when hungover is better than a full English for soaking up booze. It's also useful when catching a early train ahead of a day drinking. Basically there's one near my nearest train station and I will maybe have 1 a year.

Anyone going regularly to fast food is a FAT CUNT
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
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My late lunch, for today. McD's SteakHouse burger.
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Suetonius

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Big Macs are a legitimate scam.

A regular cheeseburger from Mcdonalds is like 2$. You get a cheeseburger.

A Big Mac is maybe 7$ depending where you live. You get a cheeseburger with an extra patty, bun, and the sauce.

You could justify the extra 5$ with the extra meat but a double cheeseburger is only around 3$, if that.

So what exactly are people paying for? The sauce?
 
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