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Guys, I'm a fucking retard of a jew

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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How does it feel to be god?
It really is a morally introspective thing to weigh the decisions you make for these meaningless game's NPCs lives


Like I partitioned the handymen and the engineers(guys who fix the rides) into pretty small boxes of walking responsibility, initially just so there'd be good structure and I could keep the game running without rides remaining unfixed and guys getting stuck through some BS glitches AND i was curious about their behavior(you can make your good rides be inspected every 10 minutes, have engineers solely for inspecting, and still rides will break down 1 minute after the last inspection)

The 1 thing I can't solve so far is the ONE ride in my park, that was originally there so I can't edit, will sometimes have a crash.
So I come home and see it's crashed, I just close/reopen it and back to business, and i've realized that my thought initially was DAMN I missed out on all that income from the ride but then eventually realized DAMN i missed out income from 32 guests who died
Not once do I think, maybe hire an engineer to only parole this ride

Does this make me a bad person?
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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WWAWD Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 being the greatest sim game of all time?

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ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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Repost from another thread but makes me howl so whatever.
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This happened to me at a gloryhole, i put my dick through the hole, but it was designed to bend my shaft back through the hole, and then some nazi's told me to blow myself, and i did.

It's unbelievable... but it happened.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Never played it. Looks like it was before my time I was born into the NES era.

It was before my time too but any computer related shit we had was second hand and I liked checking out old games. Fawk, I used to play hundred percent text DOS games.

"You're in a dark room. What shall you do?"

turn on a light

"I don't understand"

look for a door

"I don't understand"

light a match

"huh?"

turn on flashlight

"what's a flash light?"
 
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