If you say it's your birthday the chef feels a lot more entitled to spray you with a ton of Saki, enough to get drunk off of
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GUYS, I figured out a hack at hibachi restaurants
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Patrice faaawkin lives!!!
I imagine it like Cruise in the Last Samurai when he's going through alcohol withdrawal, " Sakìiiiiiiiiii!"
If I owned a restaurant I'd make people prove it was their birthday with two forms of government photo ID before they got their slave song from the waitstaff and their free dessert. You're not pulling one over on Abe's Crab Shack. No sir.
Awww I love you too, lil guy!
P.S. check your inbox for a surprise!
P.P.S. it's a jpeg of my mediocre penis
I've heard saki taste a lot like cum.
Ive only ever butt chugged it
Also every other restaurant. Lying about being your anniversary gets you stuff and restaurants and hotels, too, if you want to be niggerish about it.
We're talking about saki