GUYS, I figured out a hack at hibachi restaurants

[Brooke Shields]

If you say it's your birthday the chef feels a lot more entitled to spray you with a ton of Saki, enough to get drunk off of

 

[Single Action Army]

Patrice faaawkin lives!!!

 

[whippinghuskies]

I imagine it like Cruise in the Last Samurai when he's going through alcohol withdrawal, " Sakìiiiiiiiiii!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I owned a restaurant I'd make people prove it was their birthday with two forms of government photo ID before they got their slave song from the waitstaff and their free dessert. You're not pulling one over on Abe's Crab Shack. No sir.

 

[BUBBLER]

Patrice faaawkin lives!!!

I love this place

Edit: I'm gay

 

[Single Action Army]

I love this place

Edit: I'm gay

Awww I love you too, lil guy!

P.S. check your inbox for a surprise!
P.P.S. it's a jpeg of my mediocre penis

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If I owned a restaurant I'd make people prove it was their birthday with two forms of government photo ID before they got their slave song from the waitstaff and their free dessert. You're not pulling one over on Abe's Crab Shack. No sir.

What about veterans?

 

[Stent]

You must'a remove shoes! Is necessary! Is tradition!

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I've heard saki taste a lot like cum.

 

[BUBBLER]

I've heard saki taste a lot like cum.

Ive only ever butt chugged it

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ive only ever butt chugged it

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Also every other restaurant. Lying about being your anniversary gets you stuff and restaurants and hotels, too, if you want to be niggerish about it.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Ive only ever butt chugged it

We're talking about saki