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GUYS, I figured out a hack at hibachi restaurants

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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If I owned a restaurant I'd make people prove it was their birthday with two forms of government photo ID before they got their slave song from the waitstaff and their free dessert. You're not pulling one over on Abe's Crab Shack. No sir.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Also every other restaurant. Lying about being your anniversary gets you stuff and restaurants and hotels, too, if you want to be niggerish about it.
 
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