Guy who read The Ark is baffled by sexy asian bots

[captain_kamala]

 

[captain_kamala]

It would be so easy to catfish this motherfucker

 

[Milk74]

Boomers are hilarious.

I've harassed those chink bitches so bad they put me on a no contact list...I miss telling them I was Patrick S Tomlinson and then threatening them with rape

 

[Lard Glug]

Is this the only time Fatfuck has ever thanked anyone?

 

[Milk74]

It would be so easy to catfish this motherfucker

Do it for the bit!

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Does Patrick lose weight?

Will he get fatter and dumber?

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of

"Piiiiiigs In Spaaaaaace!"

 

[RoTheHo69]

What a couple of mos

 

[RoTheHo69]

Where the fuck is his eyebrows? Nice eyebrows stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wow, this guy shouldn't have internet access for his own good.

You know it stung Pat's fat ass when this guy pointed out that the protagonist of his book has no depth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He looks like Michael Berryman

Where the fuck is his eyebrows? Nice eyebrows stupid.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It would be so easy to catfish this motherfucker

Especially since he's never been hit on by a 40 year old single mom nigger before

 

[Random username]

Especially since he's never been hit on by a 40 year old single mom nigger before

Are you really a single mom if you don't have your kids?

 

[guest]

Me in 30 years

 

[Easily_Remembered]

IG is full of those scammers, and it's always old White guys who look like that who fall for it.

 

[guest]

Maybe don't do this.

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[guest]

Maybe don't do this.

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A wine reviewer? He must be fawken hammered all day

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Further evidence that Pat makes books for retarded people