Guns for Killing My Countrymen for Me, But Not Thee

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick S. Tomlinson of Milwaukee Wisconsin is going to go on a Mass Shooting

glow niggers, DO SOMETHING

 

[RoTheHo69]

This pig should be disarmed and have his tits surgically removed for good measure.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"I have what most retards who are dumb and stupid think is an 'assault rifle.' I say this because I'm about to vomit a caricature of a liberal's take on gun control directly onto your chest, and when you call me a dumb libtard, I'll swing my dick and say I have guns, child, I cannot be a liberal."

"I am the only classic conservative (pro choice, pro gay marriage, LOVE taxes, especially getting other people's taxes, I hate rich people, but I like guns) on the right. The. Only. One. When anyone else on the right makes the argument that the second amendment is to fight a fascist government, what they actually mean is that they hate niggers and wanna kill niggers and exclusively bought their guns to kill niggers. There is literally no other reason a conservative can own a weapon besides furthering white supremacy. That. Is. It."

"This is coming from me, a classic conservative, who bought a gun because I'm convinced Cheeto Man, who is stupid and buffoonish and a turnip, is also the most diabolical evil genius of all time that can and will start the next civil war."

"So I know my liberal friends are retarded about guns but I, classic conservative Pat, know about guns, and why they are good and not bad. Anyone who agrees with my wildly hypocritical ideology can have guns, child. Nazis do not have guns. The definition of Nazi is fluid, child, like gender, and can be twisted and manipulated and bastardized on a whim."

 

[Chive Turkey]

People like to characterize Fattykins as the archetype Twitter SJW, but he's too narcissistic and abrasive to even do that properly. He kowtows to them to get his dopamine hits, but he simply can't help himself and his desire to be the superior special snowflake with the hottest of takes. He can't walk the line and is constantly fighting with them over the stupidest shit, picking the dumbest hills to die on. That's how we end up with absolute lunatic shit like him pigsplaining to trannies that he knows more about being oppressed than they do, and him arguing that he's the only person in the world who should be allowed to own guns.

It's fucking astonishing how self-absorbed he is. And fat.

 

[Phish]

People like Pat are why CCW exists. If Pat lost it and went on a shooting spree, a good guy with a gun is the only person who could stop him. Pat would probably target families since he is so angry about losing his.

He didn’t lose it. He gave them away. Sorry your so stupid.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm just surprised that he didn't spell it Marshall Law, to be honest with you.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

There's an episode of South Park where Cartman inherits some money and buys a theme park, but for only him to use. So of course Cartman goes and shoots tv commercials saying how awesome and kewl the park is, but you can't come! Only he can!

You're not a unique snowflake Pat, you're a severe narcissist who fantasizes about the superiority complex that would come with "only Pat gets to do this because he's special". We are revoking the 2nd amendment to all American citizens except Patrick Tomlinson. He'll smugly rub your noses in this fact and shoot you in the head if you fail to comply with his orders.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Oh look, when you search trumpets (from:stealthygeek) in Twitter there's a lot of tweets worth reporting for disrespectful content, harassment and even one or two for threatening violence. Whoopsie doodles!

 

[Will Tate]

Oh look, when you search trumpets (from:stealthygeek) in Twitter there's a lot of tweets worth reporting for disrespectful content, harassment and even one or two for threatening violence. Whoopsie doodles!

Any that would be relevant to the Tramell casefile?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Any that would be relevant to the Tramell casefile?

Oh God, please let me find out that Bernell was a MAGA guy...

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Alight Pat, you wanna take away people’s property that they legally acquired, stack up pussy. His “assault rifle” is an overpriced novelty that he probably doesn’t even have 500 rounds for shooting. I could buy a good AR and an Ak pistol, SBR them both for less money than what he paid for his FN.

 

[guest]

Pat needs a semi-auto to protect his home. Yet Nazis still broke in and took his joke book in a wanton act of political sabotage resulting in Fonald Plump being elected as Fascist in Chief of The United States. Where were you that day when America needed you Pat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is a far left liberal in denial.