Guess what user stretched my holes in the Summer of 2002? The answer may surprise you...

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

According to @Jenna we are all Cakehorn and not in the “Spartacus” sense. Makes sense that he defiled good Christian children. @Jenna brings nothing to the table outside of brutally raping children.

You make some good points, that's proof enough that you're definitely not a alt of mine.

 

[Jenna]

What did Jenna do? Can some one fill me in as if you are talking to a person that drives alone while wearing a COVID mask.

Thanks

I call out bitches when I see them and bitches don't take kindly to that.

I'm also sick and tired of hearing about "hole stretching" and why a very vocal minority of posters get super-excited whenever "hole stretching" is mentioned. People who are truly against child molesters aren't writing pedophile erotica. Especially not as much as they do. You'll never see me authoring that sick shit to pwn some other faggot here.

Somehow this makes me a Jewish pedophile. Why? Because the "hole stretching" fan club says so. I don't know. All future "hole stretching" comments are getting car crashed unless you can somehow find a way to say it cleverly.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

How many times has @Jenna asked a mohel if he could get “just a little taste” after a circumcision?

 

[Jenna]

How many times has @Jenna asked a mohel if he could get “just a little taste” after a circumcision?

You want to write pedophile erotica, you'll get your ribs and cols from The Aussie, Say Cookie, Dougie, Cakehorn, Uncle Rukus. Maybe a couple other posters too, but you're basically guaranteed upvotes from those guys.

But you'll get one car crash from Jenna.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

You want to write pedophile erotica, you'll get your ribs and cols from The Aussie, Say Cookie, Dougie, Cakehorn, Uncle Rukus. Maybe a couple other posters too, but you're basically guaranteed upvotes from those guys.

But you'll get one car crash from Jenna.

Who gives a fuck, you literal retard?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You want to write pedophile erotica, you'll get your ribs and cols from The Aussie, Say Cookie, Dougie, Cakehorn, Uncle Rukus. Maybe a couple other posters too, but you're basically guaranteed upvotes from those guys.

But you'll get one car crash from Jenna.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I'm also sick and tired of hearing about "hole stretching"

What a hilarious sentence. I like you Jenna. Think I’m gonna stretch your holes a little.

 

[PickleRickle]

I agree, some of you have seriously stretched this whole bit wide open.