Guess what user stretched my holes in the Summer of 2002? The answer may surprise you...

[guest]

"That's a good goy" he snorted, pressing my head down against the ground. "It's always been my dream to get a writers job on SNL, and stretching these holes will give me the motivation I need for some good jokes to pitch."

The sick, fat man was wearing a Lizzie McGuire shirt. He was obsessed and in love with her, despite her being 13 and him being an adult.

Anyway, that hole stretchers name? It was furburger. But then a year later some FAGGOT pedophile named @Jenna stretched them as well.

 

[Meownaw]

Sounds like Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Jenna's a pedophile and everything and he raped gentile kids in the early 2000s, but goddamn what a wacky faggot that FurBurger was. I also only like talking about him in the past tense as if he really did die.

 

[Jenna]

Is it that hard to write jokes? Insult comedy, that sort of thing.

Does it always have to be graphic descriptions of child abuse? Every single time?

 

[guest]

Is it that hard to write jokes? Insult comedy, that sort of thing.

Does it always have to be graphic descriptions of child abuse? Every single time?

These aren't jokes, hole stretcher.

 

[guest]

Jenna's a pedophile and everything and he raped gentile kids in the early 2000s, but goddamn what a wacky faggot that FurBurger was. I also only like talking about him in the past tense as if he really did die.

All it took was a little nudging to bring out his actual mental illness. I saw those posts where he was adamaent that you were me (or something) and was writing multiple paragraphs about it. Crazy.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Is it that hard to write jokes? Insult comedy, that sort of thing.

Does it always have to be graphic descriptions of child abuse? Every single time?

Knock knock

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Someone tell Jenna I'm saying "knock knock" to him

 

[guest]

@Jenna The Midnight Storquer is trying to say "knock knock" to you. Why do you only acknowledge jokes about child abuse? Sick guy...

 

[Meownaw]

Knock knock

Who's there?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Who's there?

Sorry sir, wrong house.

@Jenna this only works if you answer the knock knock, and not quietly. Quietly is not the key.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Did this really happen?

 

[Carl Winslow]

What did Jenna do? Can some one fill me in as if you are talking to a person that drives alone while wearing a COVID mask.

Thanks

 

[guest]

What did Jenna do? Can some one fill me in as if you are talking to a person that drives alone while wearing a COVID mask.

Thanks

It turns out he's a jew (literally).

 

[DMbN]

Knock knock

Who's there

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[DMAN]

Summer '02? Fresh off of losing O&A. I get it. We all make mistakes. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

All it took was a little nudging to bring out his actual mental illness. I saw those posts where he was adamaent that you were me (or something) and was writing multiple paragraphs about it. Crazy.

According to @Jenna we are all Cakehorn and not in the “Spartacus” sense. Makes sense that he defiled good Christian children. @Jenna brings nothing to the table outside of brutally raping children.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

A thread about hole stretchin?

Count me in!

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Can some one fill me in

I filled Jenna in during the summer of 2002. I’m talking about his holes.

I like rape.