Boq is a Real Ass Durka.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
- An individual from Lawrenceville, GA recently tried to cast doubt on Mr. Tomlinson's self-swatting by hiring a hitman to kill him and framing the forum
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This made me laugh almost as hard as the "five sinks" line. I'm sure Allah appreciates your commitment to His bit, and I suspect the Prophet would enjoy this sort of diversion as well. An intellectual pursuit if ever there was one.
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Well in that case, sorry if I've come across as rude to you recently. I just really hate gay people, and I'm not sure how much more heartache I can take. But I'll make an exception for homosexual funsters... I mean, Carol's pretty cool I guess.
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This was a fun re-read. Good job everyone!
Is it possible to remove his ability to edit posts? He posts hilarious shit and sometimes edits it out. This dude is a gem and unlike Pat he’s kind of a likeable character.
This is the worst case of blowback blast damage since Samatar went to pick daisies in a mine field
I honestly don't know if that's dice or ian.
@admin Thank you for preserving this golden moment.
This is almost as good as KillaKuhns last post "lmao looks like she got no ass crack"
@Dont Ban Me Quasi @BUBBLERS REVENGE you got your old accounts back
Based on this thread, I'm projecting that I won't know CHH's brewery until after I'm dead in 2025.
I wouldn't be so sure. He has a call center full of "Ghislaine Maxwells" calling every brewery in the tri state area, and has narrowed down the targets dramatically after uncovering the fact that I'm a Hasidic Jew >_<