GTA 6 will be shit

[aRTie02150]

Such a shame.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is this a joke? They can't really ALL be women, can they?

This was national women developers day or some shit , rockstar is not all women. It will still be shit because of today's climate but it's not because it's all women

 

[Turk February]

I bet your characters hair will grow in real time which is why I used to play RDR2. I love having to shave in a video game. Fucking exciting.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I bet your characters hair will grow in real time which is why I used to play RDR2. I love having to shave in a video game. Fucking exciting.

Big fan of Deadly Premonition?

 

[Turk February]

Big fan of Deadly Premonition?

I don't know what that is but it sounds haunting and scary. I just like having to get haircuts and walking long distances in video games.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't know what that is but it sounds haunting and scary. I just like having to get haircuts and walking long distances in video games.

I shoot out red seeds because I'm bleeding from my cock.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I don't know what that is but it sounds haunting and scary. I just like having to get haircuts and walking long distances in video games.

It’s basically Twin Peaks the game.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Franklin in GTA 5 made me angry

 

[Turk February]

Franklin in GTA 5 made me angry

It was kind of the goal. The game presents the 3 main ways people play the previous games as characters. Trevor pissed a lot of people too.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Is this a joke? They can't really ALL be women, can they?

Whenever a company gets a certain size all the talented dudes leave and do their own thing, leaving women, retards, and trannies to pick up the pieces, happened with CDprojekt

 

[AntSucks]

I'm so sick of games with dialogue now. It's badly written garbage, and it just goes on and on and I just want to play a game. That's what I like about Crusader Kings. Nobody is trying to talk to me, and I can sell off my daughter.

 

[LingerLonger]

I'm so sick of games with dialogue now. It's badly written garbage, and it just goes on and on and I just want to play a game. That's what I like about Crusader Kings. Nobody is trying to talk to me, and I can sell off my daughter.

Cut scenes and dialog are two of the worst things to happen in games. People want to play games. Not listen to a fifty hour audiobook.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Cut scenes and dialog are two of the worst things to happen in games. People want to play games. Not listen to a fifty hour audiobook.

Games truly started to get faggy when they started treating it like “legitimate storytelling”. Fuck that, I just want to shoot things or whatever.

 

[aRTie02150]

It was kind of the goal. The game presents the 3 main ways people play the previous games as characters. Trevor pissed a lot of people too.

I fucking hated Trevor and contemplated killing him in the final mission but stayed loyal (like I would in real life nigga) and let him and Michael live.

 

[Turk February]

I fucking hated Trevor and contemplated killing him in the final mission but stayed loyal (like I would in real life nigga) and let him and Michael live.

It's the easiest final mission in GTA history. I was actually disappointed.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Cut scenes and dialog are two of the worst things to happen in games. People want to play games. Not listen to a fifty hour audiobook.

every modern big budget game just seems like a giant cutscene where you're allowed to press buttons occasionally when prompted

 

[LiberalPussy]

every modern big budget game just seems like a giant cutscene where you're allowed to press buttons occasionally when prompted

WWAWD Dragons Lair?

 

[johnnynoname]

maybe that’s the wrong analogy to use for you

ssssSSSUMMMbag

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It'd just be Manhunt with me as the player character and the enemies are the cast of Fish.

The most realistic gay sex physics engine in gaming! Real-time scrotum wrinkling! Find the penile arthritis medication before your cock shatters! Don't let Todd Bridges steal your wallet and car keys! COMING 2025!

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

1st row, 2nd and 6th from left, and 1st row from right 3rd, 4th, and the one with the yellow plaid looking pants...

They're all trannies

That's a plus