Grossest thing that's happen to you during sex

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What a tremendous pussy and a faggot. I go down on bleeding girlfriends no problem.

Red wings nigga

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Caught a couple pieces of TP once while muff-diving, but that's really evidence that she wipes thoroughly so it wasn't too bad. Regarding periods: I've rolled off red from bellybutton to knees, NBD but I did think to switch to darker sheets. Brown, not red is best for hiding bloodstains.

 

[Harry Powell]

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Caught a couple pieces of TP once while muff-diving, but that's really evidence that she wipes thoroughly so it wasn't too bad. Regarding periods: I've rolled off red from bellybutton to knees, NBD but I did think to switch to darker sheets. Brown, not red is best for hiding bloodstains.

the tp can be from when they pee too

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

One time I tried anal with this chick and she fawkin shit all over me and I threw up a ton of seafood and then my friend fell out of the closet with his camera and started throwing up too

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

She shit her diaper.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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the tp can be from when they pee too

I guess I didn't make that clear, it was definitely pee-wipe TP, not a hint of doodoo. Would again.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I…

…am fucking

…my brothers

…girlfriends daughter

You are?

 

[HH Brother]

Got farted on when eating pussy. It was a steak fart from dinner too, not a queef.

Which way? Medium or well done, Gaynutster?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Also had a condom slip off into a chick’s asshole after I busted into her butt so not only did she leak onto my bed but then she has a missing rubber up her anus

That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Well done brotherman.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Went to eat a chick out and it stank.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Which way? Medium or well done, Gaynutster?

Rare

 

[Udders]

Wasn't fully sex, but once when I was in a high school, I brought my chick to a park on the way back from a late movie and we did some hand stuff in the back seat of my car. While we're sitting there afterwards, I noticed there was a spot on her bra we later determined to be blood. Had no idea where it came from and just kinda wrote it off for some reason. I drop her off and on my way home I kept faintly smelling something metallic. My car at the time was shitty so I just assumed something new was wrong with it. Girl texts while I'm driving and says something like, "My period started...sorry." Everything finally clicked and I immediately turned on the map light. My hand and part of my wrist was covered in blood. It was under my nails. There was some on the back seat and on my pants as well. I was such a naive little boy thinking she was really into it and was getting wet.

By your username I was expecting something different.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

She said she loved me.

 

[Stent]

Jordan Peterson spat my cum back into my face. What the fuck, bucko?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I fingered a girls ass during doggy and could feel a huge chunk of shit up her ass, i was essentially prodding it. The next morning i noticed some shit under my fingernail.

 

[Stent]

Yeah, I had sex after I got back to my place from working a job.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Went to eat a chick out and it stank.

Mine is basically this and it isn't that interesting. If you want to change the words from grossest to greatest I beat the shit out of a girl and chewed a piece of her back until it was black and she had a modeling gig a couple of days later.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm Stewart Bowman, so you can imagine the types of pickles I find myself in sometimes.

 

[AntSucks]

She thought she'd be a little saucy and had a buttplug in with a heart on it so it would give me something to look at during doggy style. At some point, I don't know why, I pulled it out while fucking her. A bunch of shit came out and splattered on the white sheets. Thankfully it was laundry day.

 

[1073waaf]

I let a woman with a penis drop a log on my chest.