Grossest thing that's happen to you during sex

[Cuphead]

Once time this chick and I started fucking after she chugged one of those Bud Light rita things. 5 minutes later she's giving a blowjob and pukes all over my dick.

 

[ChimpanZ]

One time I was banging this chick and I threw up and it was so nasty that my friend fell out of the closet and threw up too

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Got farted on when eating pussy. It was a steak fart from dinner too, not a queef.

 

[guest]

Once time this chick and I started fucking after she chugged one of those Bud Light rita things. 5 minutes later she's giving a blowjob and pukes all over my dick.

Is that the one you filmed with a camcorder and lost the tape?

I was eating this girl out I met on bumble and she had a piece a toilerpaper stuck on her ass hole, about the size of a thumbnail.

I didn’t have the heart to tell her, so I just keep eating her out like a soldier, joe rogan

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I fingered a girl's butt and felt the tip of a turd. I pulled my finger out and casually wiped it on her sheet when she wasn't looking

 

[PickleRickle]

Had a chick barf on my dick. Had a chick grind her dirty asshole all over my white underwear, seeing massive skidmarks all over them when I turned the lights on.

 

[johnnynoname]

I fingered a girl's butt

ugh why?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Had a chick barf on my dick. Had a chick grind her dirty asshole all over my white underwear, seeing massive skidmarks all over them when I turned the lights on.

Hahahahaha

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

ugh why?

I was young and full of wanderlust, I can't imagine doing something like that to my wife now.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Got farted on when eating pussy. It was a steak fart from dinner too, not a queef.

Been there brothaman

 

[LingerLonger]

One of my friends ate out his girlfriend when he was drunk. Goes in the bathroom after and his face and mouth are covered in red marks. Turns out that she started having her period that night, and was also drunk and didn't know it, so she didn't warn her boyfriend not to go down on her. He gets into the dorm bathroom and starts puking until he was out of beer, then he started dry retching so badly that he popped blood vessels in his eyes.

And of course being near blackout drunk forgets everything the next morning including telling all of us what happened. So then every single time from that point onward we can barely make eye contact with his girlfriend without laughing. A year later he told her why we would laugh and she yelled at all of us one day which just made it worse.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Been there brothaman

I immediately jerked my head up and she was laughing like a retard. Pretty good bit tbh

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I fingered a girl's butt and felt the tip of a turd. I pulled my finger out and casually wiped it on her sheet when she wasn't looking

Did same thing but found half a peanut

 

[DoucheChills]

Once time this chick and I started fucking after she chugged one of those Bud Light rita things. 5 minutes later she's giving a blowjob and pukes all over my dick.

Same here except she was sober and it was our first date. The baffling part is that my dick isn't even that big. Anyways, she's my wife now and I can't wait to tell the kids all about it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also had a condom slip off into a chick’s asshole after I busted into her butt so not only did she leak onto my bed but then she has a missing rubber up her anus

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was young and full of wanderlust, I can't imagine doing something like that to my wife now.

So your wife isn't getting the whole package.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Wasn't fully sex, but once when I was in a high school, I brought my chick to a park on the way back from a late movie and we did some hand stuff in the back seat of my car. While we're sitting there afterwards, I noticed there was a spot on her bra we later determined to be blood. Had no idea where it came from and just kinda wrote it off for some reason. I drop her off and on my way home I kept faintly smelling something metallic. My car at the time was shitty so I just assumed something new was wrong with it. Girl texts while I'm driving and says something like, "My period started...sorry." Everything finally clicked and I immediately turned on the map light. My hand and part of my wrist was covered in blood. It was under my nails. There was some on the back seat and on my pants as well. I was such a naive little boy thinking she was really into it and was getting wet.

 

[Harry Powell]

One of my friends ate out his girlfriend when he was drunk. Goes in the bathroom after and his face and mouth are covered in red marks. Turns out that she started having her period that night, and was also drunk and didn't know it, so she didn't warn her boyfriend not to go down on her. He gets into the dorm bathroom and starts puking until he was out of beer, then he started dry retching so badly that he popped blood vessels in his eyes.

And of course being near blackout drunk forgets everything the next morning including telling all of us what happened. So then every single time from that point onward we can barely make eye contact with his girlfriend without laughing. A year later he told her why we would laugh and she yelled at all of us one day which just made it worse.

What a tremendous pussy and a faggot. I go down on bleeding girlfriends no problem.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I…

…am fucking

…my brothers

…girlfriends daughter

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fawked my CHICK on her puriod which I was okay with but had to take her to the hospital because I must've jammed the blood back up there and she got period clots.