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Gross insight about the head of the cock

Libby Son Of Loin

Libby Son Of Loin

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The Pasture Pet Destroyer said:
Millions of years ago when we all had smooth sausage dicks, ol' mushroom dick Grug was feeling smooth as shit waiting until the end of the gangrape/orgy and swooping in last with that fat mushroom head. All the other cavemen were probably laughing up a storm about him getting the sloppiest leftovers, but Grug had the last laugh, given we all got motherfuckin mushroom cocks now.
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