Great news! A feel good story for the new year already! Gays totally aren’t degenerate pedophiles now!

[Jenna]

Your reply actually hits on the reason they should take their aids and hit the bricks. Each thing you listed is covered by a specific zoning law and you're not allowed to build an airport wherever your orgy buddies decide.
The place is called Denny Blaine Park and it's owned and operated by the government parks department. They have absolutely no right to be naked.

You take your clothes off at a government park and you're gonna end up catching some kind of charge.

I regret reading this article and hope all these faggots get tsunami'd.

Everyone's jumping the conclusion that it's a giant orgy. It's a nude beach that old people and lesbians like to sunbathe topless at.

Denny Blaine Park - Seattle, WA

37 reviews and 13 photos of Denny Blaine Park "Once upon a time, this was the place to get to second base with a large portion of the Lesbian population in Seattle. Sadly, that information became widely disseminated. Boats full of skeeves were coming in as close to the shore as they could get...

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We went during one of the hottest days of the summer, and I knew there were going to be people, but maybe not that maybe as usual because of COVID. Boy, I was wrong. There was a lot of people, and very naked at that. It was like Woodstock and the folks there probably went to Woodstock too. It was very crowded and I swear there's a puff of smoke above the area due to how much weed people were using. It just felt really dirty and so crowded. There's only really one opening cove to the lake. And definitely more naked folks than not. It was an interesting surprised to see how many old men have pierced penises.

This is the "orgy" you guys are talking about. Old men with pierced dicks smoking weed.

 

[SpaceEdge]

It's a bunch of gays naked at a beach, it's an orgy. Don't make me get Carol in here to tell you the cruise ship mushroom dick story

 

[Jenna]

What does my religious beliefs have to do with anything?

Fuck those faggots and they’re evil perverted beach, they can keep that shit away from civilised society.

According to Keri on yelp, it's straight guys leering her tits.

I have been going to DB for years, but the creepers have found it. I went to try and go for a quick au naturale swim yesterday AM and I didn't feel safe, so I just went to Howell instead(sorry fellows). It is probably better later in the day when there are more people there, but it was all leering guys, some with half woods going on. It is such a shame.

 

[SpaceEdge]

You fellas remember ammon Bundy the guy who took over a park up in Oregon?
What an idiot he must feel like, if he was naked with a pierced cock things would have gone very different

 

[Jenna]

It's a bunch of gays naked at a beach, it's an orgy. Don't make me get Carol in here to tell you the cruise ship mushroom dick story

If you read the yelp reviews the actual problem is prostitution. The good ol' fashioned kind, male john on lady ho.

..But the other 40% of the time, something went wrong. *How wrong will also vary wildly. Ranging from small(?) issues like creepers of all sorts, usually just one or two 70yo dudes who will sit and watch you. like that's it. they just sit or stand nude 20 feet away and face the people not the water and just stare at you. its odd. its more than odd actually. Or medium(?) issues like homeless people who will come to fully bath in the water on a medium rare occasion. There are also the bigger(?) issues of evening women who will take drugs and flirt with everyone trying to give out a quick one for $$$ and of course the men who came here to find those women. There are also the Alt-Lefties who will rant LOUDLY and with ANGER about ____ issue without so much as a blushed cheek. Seriously. They start political debates with nude strangers and seem to not follow any social norm at all. It gets heated. Its awkward for everyone.

---This beach is actually just like the regular Seattle experience except nude and with water. Slightly more often than not, its fine. Wonderful even! And about 40% of the time there is a homeless woman trying to rent her mouth to you for $25 or two packs of NewPorts next to free-bleeder who is singing along to her head-phoned rage against the machine at full volume but replacing certain lyrics with 'patriarchy' while you try desperately to inflate your floaty and just get the F___ away under the watchful, caring, and ALL SEEING EYES of some 68yo leather tanned creeper who is just standing there watching you at a distance of 15 feet. What are you looking at, old man??? what???

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

What does my religious beliefs have to do with anything?

This nigga

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

If you read the yelp reviews the actual problem is prostitution. The good ol' fashioned kind, male john on lady ho.

So chase the fornicators away with the sodomites.

"It's not what you think! It's actually worse so just leave it alone!"

 

[SpaceEdge]

If you read the yelp reviews the actual problem is prostitution. The good ol' fashioned kind, male john on lady ho.

Eric Hildeman's sister aside, it's crazy to me that local taxes are being used to maintain all this.

 

[Suetonius]

Why is this nigga arguing for naked beaches. I don’t want to see wrinkly dicks at the beach.

 

[Jenna]

Why is this nigga arguing for naked beaches. I don’t want to see wrinkly dicks at the beach.

All the right-wingers had to do was go "it's a LGBT nudist beach" and these weirdos start coming up with deviant sex fantasies about how it's just a 24/7 gay orgy fuck fest with dicks in assholes everywhere. It's just a regular nudist beach across the street from Kurt Cobain's house that's LGBT-friendly because it's Seattle.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

If you buy a place by the train tracks you're gonna hear trains.
If you buy a place by the airport you're gonna hear planes taking off and landing.
If you buy a place that overlooks a gay beach... what the fuck is going on outside my window?!?!

You're right they should just plant mines in the beach and let the issue sort itself out

 

[cachorro]

All the right-wingers had to do was go "it's a LGBT nudist beach" and these weirdos start coming up with deviant sex fantasies about how it's just a 24/7 gay orgy fuck fest with dicks in assholes everywhere. It's just a regular nudist beach across the street from Kurt Cobain's house that's LGBT-friendly because it's Seattle.

That’s not even close to true. I live in Seattle stupid.

EDIT: aren’t you European or something? Do you think because it’s near Kurt cobains house it’s some sacred hallowed ground that nobody would dare do something sacrilege around? Tweakers stole the copper from the wiring there like a decade ago, probably while listening to Rape Me

 

[Suetonius]

All the right-wingers had to do was go "it's a LGBT nudist beach" and these weirdos start coming up with deviant sex fantasies about how it's just a 24/7 gay orgy fuck fest with dicks in assholes everywhere. It's just a regular nudist beach across the street from Kurt Cobain's house that's LGBT-friendly because it's Seattle.

Its not a far jump. The pedo shit is but yeah, gays are generally fucking weirdos sexually and this is coming from a gay. First of all what is the distinction between a regular nude beach and a gay one? Isn’t the entire idea of nudism supposed to be that the naked body isn’t sexualized and is normal? So how does sexuality at all matter with people walking around naked where its not supposed to apply? Oh right, because they want an area they can congregate, ogle, and fuck in public.

How this is also being spun into an issue of oppression by fags is mind boggling. If this exact same scenario was posed for a straight nudist beach they may be upset about their space being taken away but no one would cry that the dirty clothed people are trying to remove our nudist spaces!

Anyway who fucking cares, nudist beaches shouldn’t even exist regardless, bunch of perverted weirdos

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

"I dont see what the problem is. There's only me and my interests which are all about immediate pleasure. I know that some things upset people but I haven't internalized why." - Gays and women when it comes to anything.

 

[Suetonius]

And also we’re not talking about say the government buying a privately owned gay club to turn it straight or building a daycare next to it. We’re talking about a beach which is owned by the county, they can do whatever the fuck they want with it.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

That’s not even close to true. I live in Seattle stupid.

My condolences.

 

[cachorro]

My condolences.

God be with me, no bs

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

God be with me, no bs

Did you ever think that maybe a Jew from thousands of miles away might know the situation better than you do? Consider this: the fags really, really, really want to have public needle orgies on the beach. There. Now how do you feel about it?

 

[Jenna]

Its not a far jump. The pedo shit is but yeah, gays are generally fucking weirdos sexually and this is coming from a gay. First of all what is the distinction between a regular nude beach and a gay one? Isn’t the entire idea of nudism supposed to be that the naked body isn’t sexualized and is normal? So how does sexuality at all matter with people walking around naked where its not supposed to apply? Oh right, because they want an area they can congregate, ogle, and fuck in public.

How this is also being spun into an issue of oppression by fags is mind boggling. If this exact same scenario was posed for a straight nudist beach they may be upset about their space being taken away but no one would cry that the dirty clothed people are trying to remove our nudist spaces!

Anyway who fucking cares, nudist beaches shouldn’t even exist regardless, bunch of perverted weirdos

The issue is they don't want a playground built near their nude beach. The liberal journalists pander to the liberal politicians by calling it a "beloved queer beach". Then everyone goes by their assumptions of what this beach is based on some clickbait headline, and not 20+ years of yelp reviews. Oh I'm just picturing all the gay sex they're having there!

Nobody should give a shit about some nude beach controversy in fucking Seattle, but @NoBacon can't get the image of steamy twink assfucking by the Pacific Ocean out of his head so here we are talking about it.

 

[cachorro]

The issue is they don't want a playground built near their nude beach. The liberal journalists pander to the liberal politicians by calling it a "beloved queer beach". Then everyone goes by their assumptions of what this beach is based on some clickbait headline, and not 20+ years of yelp reviews. Oh I'm just picturing all the gay sex they're having there!

Nobody should give a shit about some nude beach controversy in fucking Seattle, but @NoBacon can't get the image of steamy twink assfucking by the Pacific Ocean out of his head so here we are talking about it.

Oh man. Can’t believe I was so stupid that I didn’t even check 2 decades worth of Yelp reviews