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Great, I got a 20 year old whore living next to me.

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Ughhh . Just heard she is worried her ex might come by.

Shake my fucking head.
This is your chance, buddy. Soon as he shows up start asking her "This guy bothering you? 'cause if he's bothering you me and the boys can take care of it." When she asks "What boys?" just shush her softly and maintain long, meaningful eye contact. Then look him over, smirk and tell him to beat it.
 

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UPDATE:
one of her friends, or family members came over with her kids and spent the night last night. The reason was, from what I heard, was that the "dad" of kids was drinking again. YIKES!!!

Yikes audio :


Offer to babysit the kids while she takes some alone time. Turn on Octonauts on Netflix to keep kids at bay. When she comes to pick them up, slip her the D
 

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Offer to babysit the kids while she takes some alone time. Turn on Octonauts on Netflix to keep kids at bay. When she comes to pick them up, slip her the D

The episode where the Captain gets trapped by the clam and has to rescue himself without ever letting the crew know he’s in trouble is genuinely good.
 

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Am I the only disappointed by this thread? It's started out with such potential.

I was sure NJim would at some point end up trying to bang his neighbor, white knighting the boyfriend, the boyfriend showing up at thanksgiving, turkey flying through a window, then culminating on Christmas Day with NJim sharing a cell with Qadan's dad.
 
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