Grand Theft Auto 6 release date punted to May 2026

[CruisinColin]

Spoilers for GTA VI

- 40% of the game will be spent following a GPS while listening to characters argue
- Hamfisted social commentary and dick jokes
- The combat will be made up of dated third person cover shooter mechanics
- Swathes of the dialog and set pieces will be "inspired" by movies

 

[captainjapan]

All this can be yours for $600. I think I'd have a better time with a pile of cocaine and a few cases of Weihenstephaner

 

[HH Brother]

Completely numb to this shit anymore tbchwy, funsters.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yawn

The GTA 6 trailer makes Rockstar’s changed politics very clear

Lucia is a new and different hero for a new and different GTA

www.polygon.com

Something something something strong and brave slay queen etc.

 

[Voscabulary]

Yawn

The GTA 6 trailer makes Rockstar’s changed politics very clear

Lucia is a new and different hero for a new and different GTA

www.polygon.com

Something something something strong and brave slay queen etc.

@BenDovid, comment?

 

[HH Brother]

@BenDovid, comment?

I wonder how they got this off the ground without the lynchpin that is a Jewish screenshotter.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Are you just the go against the grain guy?

Do you have any idea how many people aged 20+ play console/PC games on a regular basis?

Maybe you're just at out of touch loser. Ever think of it that way? You're the only one not doing what everyone else on Earth is?

Hey asshole, Denny runs twenty miles a day to see an outline of a pussy.

 

[Udders]

Why would they even announce a release date that's over two years away? GTA 5 came out twelve years ago already.

Edit: it's next year stupid, thanks @HH Brother now it makes more sense.

 

[HH Brother]

Why would they even announce a release date that's over two years away? GTA 5 came out twelve years ago already.

It's next year, funster. And I believe they just had a shareholders meeting so they need to pacify the jewsters.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

If Mafia - The Old Country is full of girl power and Niggers, I just might expend some ammo irresponsibly. Maybe shoot up my own feet, I dunno.
I wasn't gonna buy GTA anyways, but they did ruin Kingdom Come 2 (unless your a Jewish homosexual).
The People Must Be Heard!!

 

[Cuphead]

What a boring trailer

 

[FamilyDollar]

Faggot.

 

[Cuphead]

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Faggot.

This made me angry

 

[Long Island Clan]

If Mafia - The Old Country is full of girl power and Niggers, I just might expend some ammo irresponsibly. Maybe shoot up my own feet, I dunno.
I wasn't gonna buy GTA anyways, but they did ruin Kingdom Come 2 (unless your a Jewish homosexual).
The People Must Be Heard!!

Is the sequel that bad? I know they inserted some Moors into Central Europe and turned a main character gay but i still hear it's pretty fun.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Is the sequel that bad? I know they inserted some Moors into Central Europe and turned a main character gay but i still hear it's pretty fun.

It probably is fun if you don't care about historical accuracy, or don't care about being forced to Save The Poor Jews from the evil, intolerant goy aristocracy, or don't care about an overall poorly written, meaningless storyline. To each his own.

 

[DannyRoss’s_DeadDad]

THIS WOULDNT OF HAPPENED IF THEY DIDNT FIRE MY SON DANNY! HE WAS THE GLUE THAT HELD ROCKSTAR AND OPIE AND ANTHONY TOGETHER! BOTH ARE UNSUCCESSFUL WITHOUT HIM! WHO IS GOING TO TAKE UOUR SCREENSHOTS NOW PUSSIES?!?! #ROSSDYNASTY


ROSS….OUT!

 

[lowend73]

Escort quests

Fun songs

Pop Culture references

Same formula

 

[lowend73]

Why would they even announce a release date that's over two years away? GTA 5 came out twelve years ago already.

It’s excites all the man children

 

[johnnynoname]

Escort quests

Fun songs

Pop Culture references

Same formula

to me (and everyone else's opinion can differ here) it's okay to indulge in slop if you know that it's slop

When I play COD, I know it is literally everything that is wrong with video games.....I don't care

 

[in recovery]

I want the female protag to sit on my face