Grand Theft Auto 6 release date punted to May 2026

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Grand Theft Auto 6 release date punted to May 2026

Rockstar Games apologizes after announcing that Grand Theft Auto 6, its eagerly awaited video game, won't be released until next year.

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This wouldn't have happened if Danny was still there taking screen shots!

 

[Voscabulary]

another year until more girl boss slop? oh no!

 

[Dennyislife]

Imagine being past your teens giving a fuck about computer games

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Imagine being past your teens giving a fuck about computer games

Actually, I play on a PlayStation, tough guy

 

[aRTie02150]

Imagine being past your teens giving a fuck about computer games

Love da Minesweeper

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Love da Minesweeper

I've also become a Beamer recently, btw.
(you mentioned it a while back). Mostly offroad though. Not lowriders. Really enjoying it.

 

[Cuphead]

Anyone with half a brain could've told you this wasn't coming out this year. It probably won't come out in May either

 

[BenDovid]

Guys, I'm gonna leak GTA6, you ready?

You'll play dual characters as the main and her BF. Gameplay will be more like a movie-on-rails where cut-scene performances take priority over innovative user experience. You'll accept missions, drive form point A to point B to murder people, where upon completion you can pick up more work, or do side missions. If a mission is too hard, you can just skip it. The game will make fun of Americans and American culture while they either don't understand they're being made fun of or just love it because GTA. One main will betray the other main in the big climax ending, killing them, the whole time story mode being one giant commercial for GTA6: Online which will be the last entry in the GTA series, as moving forward, the GTA franchise will exist as a subscription service with monthly updates. Instead of paying $80 for GTA6, you'll pay $80 + $19.99/mo, forever. Sam & Dan Houser are billionaires who laugh at every American leaking pre for this game.

 

[aRTie02150]

I've also become a Beamer recently, btw.
(you mentioned it a while back). Mostly offroad though. Not lowriders. Really enjoying it.

It's so fun to just crash into shit.

Download the Gavril Vertex. It's got the most variants including flying car.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Imagine being past your teens giving a fuck about computer games

I go reeeeal deep wit da Candy Crush! *buuuuurp*

 

[aRTie02150]

Guys, I'm gonna leak GTA6, you ready?

You'll play dual characters as the main and her BF. Gameplay will be more like a movie-on-rails where cut-scene performances take priority over innovative user experience. You'll accept missions, drive form point A to point B to murder people, where upon completion you can pick up more work, or do side missions. If a mission is too hard, you can just skip it. The game will make fun of Americans and American culture while they either don't understand they're being made fun of or just love it because GTA. One main will betray the other main in the big climax ending, killing them, the whole time story mode being one giant commercial for GTA6: Online which will be the last entry in the GTA series, as moving forward, the GTA franchise will exist as a subscription service with monthly updates. Instead of paying $80 for GTA6, you'll pay $80 + $19.99/mo, forever. Sam & Dan Houser are billionaires who laugh at every American leaking pre for this game.

Don't forget the female lead will be a badass who's in charge of everything.

 

[BenDovid]

Imagine being past your teens giving a fuck about computer games

Are you just the go against the grain guy?

Do you have any idea how many people aged 20+ play console/PC games on a regular basis?

Maybe you're just at out of touch loser. Ever think of it that way? You're the only one not doing what everyone else on Earth is?

 

[BenDovid]

Don't forget the female lead will be a badass who's in charge of everything.

I don't understand this take. Like, suddenly, GTA is "woke" to you?

San Andreas was a black character.
IV was an illegal eastern European.
V - 2/3rds of the game you play as a Bi dude, still in love with his dead boyfriend and another black guy.

Tell me more about your hot takes.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Are you just the go against the grain guy?

Do you have any idea how many people aged 20+ play console/PC games on a regular basis?

Maybe you're just at out of touch loser. Ever think of it that way? You're the only one not doing what everyone else on Earth is?

You should walk on stilts or ride a penny-farthing.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

San Andreas was a black character.
IV was an illegal eastern European.

Those weren't woke, especially the latter. Nobody in 2004 was going "omg I get to play as le epic nigger!!!!1"

 

[aRTie02150]

I don't understand this take. Like, suddenly, GTA is "woke" to you?

San Andreas was a black character.
IV was an illegal eastern European.
V - 2/3rds of the game you play as a Bi dude, still in love with his dead boyfriend and another black guy.

Tell me more about your hot takes.

Yes. To me, a woman being the lead is woke and plenty agree. I say this because just a few years it was deemed controversial for them to not have a female lead so far in the series (even though you could use a woman in GTA 1)

The outrage over the violence and whatnot isn't as much of a concern like it was in the 3D era.

 

[HH Brother]

Tell me more about your hot takes.

Your brother Michael is far more good looking and successful than you'll ever be, and your father died knowing you'll always be a loser.

 

[Voscabulary]

I don't understand this take. Like, suddenly, GTA is "woke" to you?

San Andreas was a black character.
IV was an illegal eastern European.
V - 2/3rds of the game you play as a Bi dude, still in love with his dead boyfriend and another black guy.

Tell me more about your hot takes.

having a female character isn't inherently woke; what makes it woke is the intention behind it. you'll pretend like there isn't an ulterior motive of course, but that's just in your nature

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't think bendovid is the real Danny Ross. He's a god damned phony!

 

[Dennyislife]

Are you just the go against the grain guy?

Do you have any idea how many people aged 20+ play console/PC games on a regular basis?

Maybe you're just at out of touch loser. Ever think of it that way? You're the only one not doing what everyone else on Earth is?

Yes but they are all fucking shut ins