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Got to first base last night fellas

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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The only time I’ve ever turned down an attractive woman was when I had a girlfriend. I’ve autistically fucked up plenty of chances. I guarantee there’s tens of women who were confused by my actions.
I just realized that when I was 18 the downstairs neighbor wanted to fuck me. I was too autistic to pick up on her advances and I also had a girlfriend. I wonder how many other times this happened. I was afraid of women until my mid 20s.
 
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