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Got to first base last night fellas

Thread starter Rutherford_b_Blaze
Start date Apr 16, 2023

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader

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Apr 16, 2023

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Dog Eater said:
She will discuss it in utter distress with her friends because you rejected her on the one thing she thought she would always be valued for. They will all of course denounce you as gay.

RAPE RAPE

ON THE FIRST FUCKING DATE

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer

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Apr 16, 2023

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Insight Dan Posse said:
RAPE RAPE

ON THE FIRST FUCKING DATE

Date rape was a big scare thing when I was a teenager. Was it ever really a thing?

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️

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Apr 16, 2023

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Insight Dan Posse said:
RAPE RAPE

ON THE FIRST FUCKING DATE

Does Luis still use this drop? I haven’t heard it in a while.

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator

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Apr 16, 2023

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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 said:
The only time I’ve ever turned down an attractive woman was when I had a girlfriend. I’ve autistically fucked up plenty of chances. I guarantee there’s tens of women who were confused by my actions.

I just realized that when I was 18 the downstairs neighbor wanted to fuck me. I was too autistic to pick up on her advances and I also had a girlfriend. I wonder how many other times this happened. I was afraid of women until my mid 20s.

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