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I didn't have sex though because women aren't owed sex from me.
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I kissed her filthy whore mouth. Actually she kissed my filthy whore mouth.I'm not even sure what first base is. You shook her hand?
That's grosser than eating an asshole, why would you kiss a lady but not fuck? You playing truth or dare?I kissed her filthy whore mouth. Actually she kissed my filthy whore mouth.
She kissed me so I went with it. She asked if I wanted to go to her place but I said I have to get up early.That's grosser than eating an asshole, why would you kiss a lady but not fuck? You playing truth or dare?
And here you are. Do you see the problem with your decision?She kissed me so I went with it. She asked if I wanted to go to her place but I said I have to get up early.
No. I had to get up early. Also I can't cum anyway due to Prozac.And here you are. Do you see the problem with your decision?
Hahaha could have been spin the bottle.That's grosser than eating an asshole, why would you kiss a lady but not fuck? You playing truth or dare?
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Fucking Chad move here. Nothing better than turning down a bitch and she can't comprehend why, since they think of all dudes as horned up pervsShe kissed me so I went with it. She asked if I wanted to go to her place but I said I have to get up early.
It infuriates and confuses them.Fucking Chad move here. Nothing better than turning down a bitch and she can't comprehend why, since they think of all dudes as horned up pervs
The only time I’ve ever turned down an attractive woman was when I had a girlfriend. I’ve autistically fucked up plenty of chances. I guarantee there’s tens of women who were confused by my actions.It infuriates and confuses them.
Take her to dinner and maybe even kiss herI kissed her filthy whore mouth. Actually she kissed my filthy whore mouth.
He’s not quite obsessed but close!Take her to dinner and maybe even kiss her
She will discuss it in utter distress with her friends because you rejected her on the one thing she thought she would always be valued for. They will all of course denounce you as gay.It infuriates and confuses them.
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