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I remember sitting at the ocean once and staring out and just thinking "damn that really big"
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Good one, CHH removing the underscore from ‘CQ_Beans.’ I outta throw you off a balcony infidel style
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I remember staring at the ocean on Rockaway Beach going,’ Yeah, it’s the ocean. I get it. What?’
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The ocean is fucking amazing. It's the biggest thing you can see clearly with the human eye. It's so humbling.
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The ocean stinks it should be flung into space with the rest of the garbage.
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Just upset one day. Drive out to the ocean. Start kicking it. "I fucking hate this thing"
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Salt water gets in your eyes "this fucker"
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If you ever make it to Queens, NYC (I’m just assuming there’s a Queens, Canada) we’ll drive out there. Or not. Gay either way.
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Queens is actually the only place I've been in the USA. The toilet broke on my plane and I got stuck in Flushing. The irony doesn't escape me.
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Well played.
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It's a true story. There were a bunch of Raptors fans going to an NBA game that had to miss it because of this and were furious.
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This is how you choose to Kool Aid man into this thread? Great job.
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We all had to get hotels and I found New Yorkers extremely friendly and kind. One hotel told me they were out of rooms and instead of throwing me out on the street helped me find and book a room in a different hotel. (This would never happen in Toronto)
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I’m not doubting you. People from Queens are even worse than Brooklyn types. Almost nothing but ghettos (Astoria, LIC, Jamaica/South East end), obnoxious Indians, Irish people even more insane than actually from Ireland, etc.
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Everyone I met was nice and super helpful. It could be cuz I'm Canadian and people like us, but I have literally 0 complaints about Flushing. I'd visit it for a vacation.
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So I guess it’s just me then. I probably wouldn’t have thrown you out.
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Just an angry Canadian with a bag of coins for a weapon looking for booze.
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Really? Because I have a lot of complaints about Flushing. I’m glad you had a good time though.
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It was actually beautiful despite obviously being in a flight path. I liked it a lot. To me it was wedged between Tokyo where everyone pretends you don't exist and Toronto where everyone wants to murder you. It was refreshing.
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The real question is how many Chinamen did you savate kick to the face? I’m just asking. You don’t have to say.